#bye lmaooo

[hollanovulation]

i saw someone say scott fighting shane being DL on DL crime and i can’t stop cackling

[mayahirsch-a]

Shrek or Donald Duck?

Embarrassment rushes over Maya, causing the apples of her cheeks to burn a shade of bright pink. “Shrek, obviously,” She replies with a swat of her hand, forcing nonchalance. “At least he’s like, semi-human and actually kinda sexy.” Finally, a sincere laugh sounds from her as she attempts to shed that layer of embarrassment. “Do you think I could take Fiona in a fight, though? I think she’d fuckin’ squash me.”

[ofalltheginjoints]

ik he‘s never had laser treatments bc it’s even more painful than getting a coverup but i think pete should just laser off the “straightedge” text on his other edge tat and get “himbo” tatted there instead.

sfjdwjfkem DON’T DO HIM LIKE THAT ANON

[falllpoutboy]

grimes is pregnant with elon musks demon spawn 😭😭😭😭

[roselade]

if i do this risky suicide ploy then maybe itll make me a good person after all. i think this will be my last big challenge as a gamer.

[foundharmony]

Oh that ass is in sooooooooooo much troubleeeeee.

[owleics-fr]

nothing beats staff showing the bare minimum of human compassion to get the idiots to out themselves as bigots and boy! do i love blocking bigots!

[hbhoe]

diary entry, The tenth of May, 2018

a mood board made me cry today

i’m gonna log off now