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i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

hollanovulation

every day this summer is going to feel like this i sense it in my uterus

please leave all overcoats canes and . top hats ! with the doorman . from that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed. i’m . wrecking this evening already and. loving everY minute of it. ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring aaAand—*nitroglycerin laced cigarette explosion*

#on a loop rn #it’s always afycso w me.#well ig that and mariana’s trench rn

damndorothea

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#sooooo much cleaning #nawt even done but i wanna finish it all 2nite because it’s my made up deadline #also read my book FUCK RIGHT THE BOOK THATS DUE TMRW I GOTTA READ AND CLEAN IMMEDIATELY

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

smeared1992

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

sextuspompey

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

acidgirl

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

acidgirl

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

kosmogrl

love saying ‘huge if true’ because if that’s true….. then that’s huge

rickyapologist

really really into the idea that matt is so particularly and viscerally afraid of electricity bc somewhere buried deep down his body still remembers being electrocuted to death in the other timeline

kinnoth-2

gonna make a compilation post of every time jay emotionally disarms matt by reassuring him that he's great actually and nothing bad is happening

#his wife …..

holisticcomedian

me when i'm the best scene of the entire webseries

ilovemattjohnson

This scene ALWAYS makes me cry so I’m twinning with Matt

polybiiiuus

this dumb little obscure 2000s webseries has no right being this emotionally impactful

georgeromerosanalcavity

understand that it pains me to say this but mattjay is like if tomgreg was age appropriate and poor

rivolis

they do sometimes make me feel like this

#CRYING #LAMSODBD #fav

phervert

changed my life when someone said matt directing jay is their own form of d/s dynamic 😭 24/7 live in sub jay too real esp when you watch that broom scene it’s so 👁️👁️

seriously i can’t think about it too concentratedly it’s exceedingly damaging. matt getting to dedicate his career to his obsession with this guy AND singular power in dictating how jay appears to the world AND the knowledge that such a huge part of his oeuvre is compositions for matt’s work… i wish he was even slightly more self-aware so i could be assured he was suitably grateful for the opportunity. and by extension the character relationship is nuts. ‘that’s the worst you’ve ever been.’ ‘i know. i won’t do it again.’ ‘you will!’

#🚬😮‍💨#like …. choosing to dress and direct ntbtstm jay like a romcom love interest when they’re in the famous jay future and matt opens the door #LEST WE FORGET THE KISS PLAN .