Maltesers. The Lighter Way to Enjoy.....what?
So is this the step Mars are taking in the world of advertising nowadays.
Gone are the days of office games where the prize was the last Malteser, farewell to the laughter gained from making slightly innappropriate cupcakes.
And hello to...a “creative” breakup...
Well, that went dark quick.
No, seriously. I mean, from the content of the ad, Neil is a bit of a d**k, and Annie? A Means to An End I guess.
But the most shocking thing? The BRUTAL attack on Left Malteser, sent across the “Cafbastraunt” like a bit of discarded meat.
IT sufferred worse treatment that the decieving stain on the floor boyfriend.
Poor treatment of Maltesers HAS to stop. Therefore, I will be founding a scheme to make sure Maltesers are only eaten and not flicked across rooms, named the “Immaterial Society for the Prevention of Attacks to Maltesers”, or ISPAM, for short....
...wait. I’ll have to think of a better name.