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Last Line Tag Game

thanks for the tag @evaofkonoha 💜

Rules: Post the last line you wrote, then tag as many people as there are words you want :)

“You’ll get your five stars, don’t worry.”

from a pwp wherein naruto is sasuke's rideshare driver ⭐

no presh tagging @punk-pandame @fangirlandiknowit101 @alternateuniverse-coffeeshops @cymyguycymyguy and anyone else who wants to play

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another long overdue update 💖

roomies (14447 words) by mnee Chapters: 5/6 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, Gaara (Naruto) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff and Humor, Smut, Roommates, Uzumaki Naruto Being an Idiot, Uchiha Sasuke is Bad at Feelings, very brief narugaa as fuck buddies Summary:

Shikamaru thinks he's found the perfect guy to sublet his room over the summer.

Unfortunately, he and his roommate have already met.

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gross couple-y things (2431 words) by mnee Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto Characters: Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, Developing Relationship, Love Confessions, mention of sakuten, Mention of NejiLee, mention of inohina, mention of kankukiba, Everyone Is Gay, Friends With Benefits, Fluff and Humor, Complete Summary:

Everyone in their friend group is dating each other and Naruto's tired of it.

Sasuke has an obvious solution.

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speaking of...

a loosened tongue

complete; rated T, 4k, fluff & humor summary: “I poisoned myself, dumbass.” Sasuke barely suppresses another wave of laughter at the ridiculousness of that statement. “Not on purpose,” he adds when Naruto’s bottom lip quivers. “Idiot. I just ate the wrong berries. Light red good, marginally darker red bad. Who knew?”

with bated breath

complete; rated E, 3.4k, omegaverse porn with feelingssss summary: Naruto's in heat. As an alpha who can't knot, Sasuke finds other ways to take care of him.

(and not so recently but posting for accountability so i finally finish the next chapter-)

all the things we don't say

wip; rated E, 1/4 chapters, bodyswap shenanigans summary: After accidentally activating one of Orochimaru's experimental inventions, Sasuke and Naruto must spend a day swapped in each other's bodies. How much can twenty-four hours change?

bonus snippet for the beginning of ch 2 below the cut 💜

Sasuke’s apartment is tiny. It’s one room, no more than a couple hundred square feet. There’s no decor, no pictures, no furniture. A neatly folded futon sits in a corner, but that’s it. When Naruto opens the cabinet above the kitchen sink, he finds a single cup, a single bowl, and a single pair of chopsticks. In the bathroom, there’s a toothbrush, one towel, and no mirror. The familiarity of it all is like a punch to the gut. Yet even the apartment Naruto lived in for the majority of his childhood and adolescence had more than this.  And worse, now that he’s in the bathroom, he realizes he has to pee. “Okay,” Naruto mutters to himself, “you can do this.” It’s just a dick; lots of people have them. Including himself. He can just pretend he’s still in his own body and this will be easy. Tilting his head back, he stares determinedly at the ceiling as he undoes his pants. He starts to reach in, then remembers the glove. And then when he goes to take it off, he realizes he only has one fucking hand. How the hell does Sasuke do this? He better not leave the glove on, that seems highly unsanitary. Seeing no other option, he tugs the glove off with his teeth and holds it there. Then he finally takes hold of his—Sasuke’s—dick and tries very hard not to think about the millions of fantasies he’s had about doing just this. Except with his actual hand. And said dick usually isn’t flaccid, nor urinating while he touches it. Yes, urine, he should keep thinking about that. Natural non-sexual bodily functions only, anything else would be… wrong. Invasive. Sasuke didn’t consent to this. He didn’t consent to Sasuke seeing his dick, either, but he knows Sasuke will be totally clinical and perfunctory about it. No, he won’t be in agony like Naruto; the goddamn bastard will be too busy counting down the hours until he can leave to spare a thought for anything else.

spoiler: he's wrong

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

a lil oneshot

rated E, 2.6k, fluffy smutty modern au

summary:

Naruto is a little overdramatic when he and Sasuke have to spend some time apart, because of course he is.

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back with my quarterly fic drop

all the things we don't say (10311 words) by mnee Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bodyswap, Getting Together, Requited Unrequited Love, Mutual Pining, Past Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto, Angst with a Happy Ending, Humor, Gift Fic Summary:

"The good news is, this only lasts for one day. But we can't let anyone know."

"Why not?"

Ugh, Naruto's face does not look right doing that condescending are you a fucking dumbass look.

"Because, dumbass, how do you think the village would react to me, the defector who trained with a certain someone who had a penchant for stealing people’s bodies, taking over your body?"

After accidentally activating one of Orochimaru's experimental inventions, Sasuke and Naruto must spend a day swapped in each other's bodies. How much can twenty-four hours change?

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

i liiiiive and return bearing fluff. happy sns month!! ☀️🌙

rated T, 3k, prompt: living together

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by moonlight

Sasuke glared at the roof of the tent, the glow of the full moon faintly visible through the synthetic material. He tried to summon the calm he usually found in the moon’s presence, inhaling deeply for a measured breath, closing his eyes, and—

rustle rustle rustle

“Would you lie still?!” He grabbed one of his sandals from behind his head, flinging it in Naruto’s general direction. The dull thunk and pained grunt that meant it’d reached its target made the rage boiling within his veins reduce to a more manageable simmer.

“I can’t help it, okay? It’s been too long since I’ve been on a mission outside of the village,” Naruto whined. “Now I’m all used to sleeping in my cozy bed, cuddling my body pillow...” He sighed mournfully. “Cuddling my backpack isn’t the same.”

Sasuke opened his mouth, ready to lambast Naruto for being such a pathetic shinobi, but the words died in his throat. For some reason, the idea of Naruto cuddling some stupid pillow to sleep every night made him bristle with irritation. Or possibly another, much worse emotion, one that he refused to name. 

He glanced over to where Naruto lay a few feet away, wishing either of his dojutsu granted him better night vision, and scoffed. “If cuddling will make you stop moving so I can sleep, then come over here.” 

At that, Naruto did stop moving, becoming so still Sasuke began to worry hope he’d already fallen asleep. But then he bolted upright, his blue eyes as big and round as the moon outside. 

“I—really? Well, okay,” he said quickly, practically leaping out of his sleeping bag and crawling over. “Should I just—”

“Hold on, idiot,” Sasuke muttered, fumbling with the zipper of his bag. It was too small to fit them both, but they could spread it out flat and use Naruto’s as a blanket overtop. His heart began to pound as he explained the plan to Naruto, who deftly unzippered his own bag with the ease that two hands allowed. By the time they were lying side-by-side, Sasuke felt like his heartbeat was surely loud enough to hear, the sound of it echoing in his ears.

“So…” Naruto cleared his throat, and after a short silence where Sasuke didn’t respond, rolled onto his side facing Sasuke. 

Sasuke stiffly rolled onto his side, too, and held his breath as Naruto shuffled closer, his broad chest covering Sasuke’s back and his knees tucking in behind Sasuke’s own. After a moment, one of his arms wrapped around Sasuke’s waist, his fingers briefly spreading over Sasuke’s stomach before curling into a fist instead. 

“This alright?” Naruto whispered. He sounded uncharacteristically gentle, almost nervous—there was none of his usual brashness, and the surreality of it all made Sasuke’s lone palm sweat.

“Whatever,” Sasuke said, his own voice tight and strangled. “Just go to sleep.”

“If it’s uncomfortable, I can—” Naruto started to pull away and Sasuke grabbed his hand before he could stop himself, pulling Naruto’s arm tighter around him. 

“It’s fine,” he mumbled. Slowly, his body relaxed, and Naruto seemed to relax with him, his foot grazing Sasuke’s ankle as he settled into a more comfortable position.

“Okay,” Naruto said. Sasuke could feel him smile, his lips a barely-there brush over Sasuke’s neck. His scent was overwhelming like this, sweat and miso and something fresh, too, like the cypress trees that surrounded their tent. “Thanks, Sasuke. I gotta say, you feel way nicer than my pillow.”

Sasuke desperately tried to fight the way his breath began to quicken, silently reciting breathing exercises in his head. “Is that supposed to be a compliment?”

“I just mean, I might get used to you too.” Naruto’s voice dropped lower, “and then I’ll need to cuddle you to fall asleep even when we get back home.”

Breathing exercises were bullshit, Sasuke decided. He clenched his eyes shut once more, focusing on how it felt to be in Naruto’s embrace. It felt... good. Warm, secure, safe—better, really, than he’d ever imagined, and he could no longer pretend he’d never done so.

“Whatever,” he repeated.

This time, Naruto's smile was firm, pressing into Sasuke’s skin like a kiss. With a shaky exhale, Sasuke squeezed his hand, and their fingers twined together without another word between them. 

Sleep came easily, and every night thereafter, always in Naruto’s arms.

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