#c! characters

[greateggcult]

If there is one thing to be said about C! Wilbur being from Utah, it's that this validates Quackity hating him, more than before.

[burnorgetburned]

Okay, look, Dream (the character of course) DESERVES to be in prison. And he is absolutely trying to manipulate Tommy! But I can’t help but want him to actually REFLECT. I want him to sit in his cell, surrounded by lava on all sides, and I want him to wonder if it was worth it. I want him to watch that clock and fall asleep to the ticking noise and I want him to dream about better times with his friends, with Sapnap and George, and wake up with tears in his fucking eyes. I want him to stare at those books and realize that he’s got nothing in his head to write about, not really, because a book is a work of passion and he has no attachments to anything left.

[suddenwordsneezes]

[1000 years post lava incident]

Charlie: Los Manberg was a city best known for it’s strippers, drugs, sophistication, and fortitude.

[greateggcult]

C! Sapnap probably cries when Karl is asleep, because Karl would ask what's wrong otherwise. He misses Quackity just as much as Quackity misses them. With Karl loosing his memory Sapnap has instinctively prioritized caring for him, whether he knows it or not.

There is an ache every time he looks into Karl's eyes, he's losing the people that he loves most slowly like a pin prick in the soft part of a balloon.

[greateggcult]

it would be hilarious if Charlie thought all humans were technically immortal / didn’t know that they can die from old age. I’m imagining that he encounters somebody’s 5X great grand child who is in their late teens and is like asking how their grandpa is doing and like:

 Grand Kid: Mate, he died over 150 years ago.

Charlie: Oh. What happened?

Grand kid: Old age.

Charlie: Wait, humans can die from that???

Grand Kid: Um, yeah.

Charlie: OH SHIT I NEED TO GO CHECK ON QUACKITY.

even better is if he get’s to Los Nevadas, it’s still standing and Quackity’s decendant looks sounds and acts a lot like Quackity did but is a trans guy and instead of the face scar he is missing an arm replaced by a magic robot one along with a chunk of his spine after somebody else tried to kill him to take over the company. His name is Quentin, also known as Big Q. So Charlie spots him thinking that Quentin is Quackity who has seemingly not aged a day. Charlie is sad for a little while after finding out the truth but Quentin offers him a job as his temp replacement secretary out of pity, unknowingly setting them up to have a similar if not closer relationship than what Charlie had With Quackity back in the old days.

[burnorgetburned]

The eternal conundrum of the dreamsmp watcher: is this character being a manipulative fuck or is the actor trying to inject More Character into their acting

[greateggcult]

It would be great if Charlie left because he found the second book of Undying and knew it would be safer for everybody if he just ran with it.

either he would be the worst at hiding things or he owns the Ark Of The Covenant, little to no in-between.

[suddenwordsneezes]

Sam: I don’t know what was going on. Philza just broke into the cassino to use the pool and he seemed to have been drunk, jumped head first into the shallow end of the pool from various heights, then he made himself a hamburger in the restaurant with his own meat. We have it all on camera.

Quackity: What do you mean “his own meat”?  Who brings their own meat to cook at a fast food place??

Sam: I don’t know. he pulled ground meat out from his robe pocket and cooked it on the grill and ate it on stale buns.

Quackity: Come to think of it, I don’t think we have ever really seen Phil blackout drunk before.

Sam: That could be it. Want me to change the locks again?

Quackity: Yes. Yes, I would.