Dear Bastard, I have a question for you: why, literally why in the hellspawn of the gods would you reblog emo’s and crum’s texting onto my dash? Why… would you do that? Why would you be so cruel, so heartless?
Unfortunately, I have to fulfill my paternal duties
Have you read any of it? Those fucks would have murdered eachother on accident had I not stepped in (I'm not saying they wouldn't murder eachother on purpose, I'm just saying they're in fact idiots and would do it accidentally too)










