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He/him
#fernless bastard to see my art
It seems I have become tntblr's father figure
Tnt duo owns my life, and it doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon
Author of namely "It's Us That Made This Mess" and "Losing Face"
Gay and opressed, but at least I'm well dressed - Poland my beloved/sarcasm
Hello, I'm [insert some shortened version of "fernless bastard"], I use he/him, 22yo
I have accidentally become an internet father figure for like half of the tntblr, but honesly, I'm perfectly fine with it (I'm ok with being called "dad", if you want to do so)
I'm just a ND artist here on Tumblr sharing my hyperfixation(s). Tnt duo currently owns my life, and it doesn't seem to be slowing down (2024 edit: yeah, still balls deep in this hell/lh), but I sometimes do some other stuff too (not a lot tho--). Can't keep a consistent schedule, don't worry if I disappear for longer periods of time, I'm just a little silly like that
If you wanna commission me:
Contact: preferably email me at [email protected] (but my DMS here and on Instagram are open)
Please mention comissions in the subje
Also, LINK TO TNTBLR COMMUNITY THAT I KINDA ACCIDENTALLY MADE!!!! You're more than invited to join :]
I also run @tntblr-community-official so follow it to have all the community updates in one place
Oh and there's technically a discord server too
Anyway, I also have Twitter, Instagram and AO3 so feel free to check them out
Asks are very welcome, and even encouraged, and although I might not answer immediately, I'll get to it eventually, pinky promise
btw as a bonus I made a post explaining the context for the iconic tntduo kissing image for the newer folk (some crucial tntduo fandom lore and context for what you might see in the earlier content of the two)
Tags:
#fernless bastard - my art
#ferns spicy art - my more raunchy pieces (some are tagged as mature content) - MINORS DNI.
#fern writing - some snippets of my writing, as well as links to my fics
(old tag) #losing face quackbur - my fic on ao3 - “Losing Face”, feel free to check it out!
#ferns faves - self explanatory
(old tag) #fern - more personal stuff, a general tag
#fernless rants & #fern rambles - both positive and negative rants and random thoughts
(old tag) #tw quackbur shipping - a joke tag i sometimes tag my quackbur posts with
#support art - I try to tag all drawings I reblog as this
#support writing - I try to tag all pieces of writing / fic links I reblog as this
#support animation - I try to tag all animations/animatics I reblog as this
#support music - I try to tag all music I reblog as this
(Old tag) #thank youu - I tend to respond to reblogs that say something, so, idk, yeah
Some great people you should check out!
(aka the tumblr users I’ve accidentally adopted + my bitch)
@octobre-ackedia my beloathed<3 unhinged ramblings
@eggicup she does art and writing!
@ace-of-tnt also does great writing!
@quacktities my beloved son with major brainrot /pos
@your-best-emo best boy *pat pat*
@pebblebrain-by-lovejoy my sweet boy who does art and writing!
@pupperish another chaotic child /affectionate
@tntduocore my baby who also has major brainrot
@tnt-my-duo another delightful, brainrotted person whom I adore
@lookineedsleep does art and I’m so proud
now, these two arent adopted, but
@brrxmbll my fren who does very pog art!! :DD
@peachtub my other fren who does very pog art!!! :DD
Wesołego miesiąca geja (happy pride month, basically) have a sketchbook spread of panises
Credit to random Google images of penises, I don't think I can or should be sharing those here but if you're really set on it they were some of the first results specifically for uncut penises because I've decided there's not enough random drawings of those out there
writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
other things I'm bitching about but which could still be useful as writing advice for 1 eyed characters:
2. they're going to favor their sighted side, obviously, but it doesn't always manifest in the way you think. when I walk down a hall I walk much closer to the wall on my sighted side than on my blind side. which is the opposite of how it might seem logical to do that bc it means the world at large is on your bad side, but the reason is I can't fucking See the wall if it's right next to me in the blind side and I end up knocking into it.
3. door frames and poles are my enemy. If your character is smart this will not be a problem but for me it is. I am King of walking into shit I could absolutely see but couldn't tell how far away from me it was. on this note, their blind side hand is getting bashed into every jutting out thing in a 5 mile radius.
4. having 0 depth perception is less of a big deal than you'd think it is. Especially with driving. I've become a Much safer and more wary driver because I can't tell how far the other cars are from me. however I fucking suck at parking now. because I can't tell how far the lines are from me either.
5. you know how people who lose limbs get phantom pains? that happens with eyes too but like. phantom sights. for me it's like. a lot of bugs. like every so often my brain will just put something suddenly skittering beside me there. hate that.
6. it is completely possible to "get stuck" somewhere because your ability to tell how wide a space is is just Gone. shopping isles especially where bumping something or Someone is matter of embarrassment or potentially breaking something. it can be legitimately paralyzing and also irritate everyone around you because they can tell there is Plenty of space for you to get your cart through even if you can't.
7. if the eye is still in their skull it can still be the normal kind of painful. Glares off of shiny surfaces causing weird sharp pains you can't figure out the cause of are genuinely one of gods greatest tests of my patience.
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.
YEAH SO CHAPTER 5 OF IUTMTM IS OUT AND IT'S GOT Q POLE DANCING IN IT AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH THAT IS TO GIVE YOU SOME SUPPLEMENTARY CONTENT IN THE FORM OF A FUCKING ANIMARION BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT
HAVE I EVER ANIMATED ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE EVER? NO.
DID I STAY UP UNTIL 5:30 AM (not a hyperbole) TRYING TO FINISH IT TODAY? YES.
BUT IT'S DONE (more or less). IT IS DONE AND I AM DONE WITH IT SO HOLY SHIT ENJOY BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
anyway hope you enjoy both the animation as well as chapter 5 of IUTMTM please i put so much effort into both
It's done, guys. I did it. I fucking posted chapter 5 of IUTMTM. It is 12,5k words long and literally separated into 7 sub-chaters because i am a madman but it is done.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
YEAH SO CHAPTER 5 OF IUTMTM IS OUT AND IT'S GOT Q POLE DANCING IN IT AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH THAT IS TO GIVE YOU SOME SUPPLEMENTARY CONTENT IN THE FORM OF A FUCKING ANIMATION BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT
HAVE I EVER ANIMATED ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE EVER? NO.
DID I STAY UP UNTIL 5:30 AM (not a hyperbole) TRYING TO FINISH IT TODAY? YES.
BUT IT'S DONE (more or less). IT IS DONE AND I AM DONE WITH IT SO HOLY SHIT ENJOY BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
anyway hope you enjoy both the animation as well as chapter 5 of IUTMTM please i put so much effort into both
