#c!jonathan

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Schlatt: I'm the man of this house, Alex. I work hard every day to provide for this family. And as the man of the house, I command you to give me permission to go out today.

[thepoppypenner]

Do you all think Q set up an altar for Schlatt during dia de los muertos?? Because I do

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Oughhh yes. Q always walking slower to keep pace with Schlatt, or sprinting to talk to people and keep them occupied for the time it takes Schlatt to get around. He had a muscular disability after all, and Q’s absolutely willing to wait to make it seem “casual” that they take their time, together!

All of this. Schlackity just being soft with one another, like making sure the other is safe and comfortable in any way that they can. Especially with Q doing stuff subtly, not wanting to draw attention to what he's actually doing.

[thepoppypenner]

Quackity: I think Tubbo could use a little attention, love.

Schlatt: Oh, God! Give attention to you. Give attention to Tubbo. What am I? Made of attention?

[thepoppypenner]

🎶 You go down just like Holy Mary. Mary on a, Mary on a cross. Your beauty never ever scared me. Mary on a, Mary on a cross. 🎶

[thepoppypenner]

Quackity: Come on. You really think Wilbur did it?

Schlatt: Yes! I mean...He didn't seem to understand what he was actually confessing to. But that's a very small detail!

[thepoppypenner]

Every Lana Del Rey is a c!Quackity/c!Pumpkin duo song

[thepoppypenner]

Okay, I know we talk about toxic Q and Schlatt. But what about them taking care of each other? Schlatt always grooming Quackity's wings for him and Q taking care of Schlatt when his health starts declining.