FR-Dew here~! Could you do the pros and cons of dating Squiggler?
Ah yes Squiggler, oh boy lol
Pros:
Would be very concerned with your physical safety and knows very basic first aid. He’ll put bandaids on your scrapes!
Proficient with a bow and arrow along with Plague Magic, so he would protect you from any attackers and also hunt, just for you!
He can appreciate peace and quiet and would enjoy just sitting with you and hanging out. Very respectful of your personal space.
Will grace you with the occasional Dad Joke.
Cons:
He’s part of a cult and worships the Plaguebringer. Good luck if you ever catch a cold around him or his group (and RIP if you catch anything worse).
Kind of slimy sometimes. Hygiene questionable.
Lives in the literal wasteland. No he won’t leave.
Did I mention Plague Cultist?