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Claude: OH MY GOD GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME, BITCH YOU DUMPSTER DIVE THIS SWEATER COSTS MORE THAN YOUR RENT!

Clopin: … HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW I RENT?!

Claude: I CAN SMELL POVERTY FROM A MILE AWAY, TROUILLEFOU!

#x: Scripted Extension #c: Claude #c: Clopin #x: Dynamic: Bitch I Could EAT You! (Claude & Clopin)#F Clopin #Ripppppppp he fucking obliterated him 😫😭

My wolfboy Spiral, Clopin! I had a fun time drawing him!

If you like it, please rebl*g!

#Flight Rising Spiral #Flight Rising #frfanart #FR Spiral #C: Clopin

@dcmur3 Val: Claude could have anyone he wants why me 🙃

Clopin: *bursts in immediately antagonistic* ANYONE HE WANTS EXCEPT MY SISTER!!!

Claude: *turns into the human embodiment spinning Mac buffering symbol*

#x: Shitpost #c: Claude #c: Clopin #x: Dynamic: Bitch I Could EAT You! (Claude & Clopin)#GDHTH THE JOHN CENA MUSIC PLAYED IN MY HEAD WHEN HE SAID THAT SHIT HDHDBNIKB #I SHOULD BE SCOLDING CLOPIN BUT F GM GGI THAT WAS KINDA FUNNY #THE ONLY TIME CLOPIN SCORES AGAINST CLAUDE IS WHEN HE PULLS OUT THIS PARTICULAR LOW BLOW #BUT THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS EVERY TIME BC ITS SO RARE 😭😭😭😭

The hilarious irony of Clopin & Victor being old men walking around in little twink bodies literally being thousands of years old meanwhile everyone thinks Claude is the oldest when he’s not even physically over 40 is just so funny to me, he died at 36 being Archdeacon just stress aged the fuck out of him, he’s actually the young lil brat of the friend group & that’s part of why Maleficent babies him sometimes he’s her lil baby boy. 😭

#x: Creature Feature (Headcanon)#c: Claude #c: Clopin #c: Victor #x: Dynamic: The Gays Are Fighting Again! (Claude & Victor & Clopin)

Victor or Clopin: *opens his gob*

Claude, before a single word is said:

They’re ruining all his former A.A counselling btw

#tw: Alcoholism #x: Creature Feature (Headcanon)#c: Victor #c: Clopin #c: Claude #x: Dynamic: Alter Boys (Claude & Victor)#x: Dynamic: Bitch I Could EAT You! (Claude & Clopin)#x: Dynamic: The Gays Are Fighting Again! (Claude Victor & Clopin)

“Okay but hear me out... PICKLE scented candles.”

“If I EVER walked into a room & it smelled like fucking pickles I will immediately, instinctively & irrationally become physically AGGRESSIVE.”

#IC Commentary #c: Clopin #c: Crasse #I-#Clopin thats a fucking terrible idea

If they ever start fighting too wild just play this song, they’ll call a truce

#x: Shitpost #x: Creature Feature (Headcanon)#c: Claude #c: Clopin #x: Dynamic: Bitch I Could EAT You! (Claude & Clopin)#v: Long Live Evil

Claude: You are such a shit minion.

Victor: I mean you’re not the best villain to minion for. Start burning down cities again & give me something more interesting to do, you boring fuck.

Clopin: Victor, people died! That’s not funny!

Victor: “Victor people died! that’s not funny!1!1!11!!”

#x: Scripted Extension #c: Claude #c: Victor #c: Clopin #v: Long Live Evil #x: Dynamic: Alter Boys (Claude & Victor)#x: Dynamic: Femboy Wars (Victor & Clopin)#Victor is awful pffft

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