#c: lxttle-magpie

[propertyofjoker]

text: cute lil thief 👟🐦🏹💵

HARLEY: hiya girlie!!!!

HARLEY: where r u right now???

[im-not-a-liar]

@lxttle-magpie

It was the second time he’d been tasked to work with Dani. What she’d been instructed by Joker to steal was money and information belonging to Falcone, a higher up crime boss who occasionally ran with (or clashed with) Penguin’s men. That was the only reason Thierry had managed to dig up anything useful about them. He’d passed over the information to Dani and then accompanied her for the raid. There was a lot of money. Even between the two of them, they wouldn’t be able to carry it.

Which was why a nearby warehouse had been gutted for their use. He helped her cart the cash there once the job had been completed. Even though he looked human, he was using a falcon’s ability to hear and feel movement around them. He knew they were alone. The closest person to them was slow paddling out on the bay.

“That’s everything,” he said quietly, locking up the last trunk. He liked Dani. She wasn’t brash or stupid like most of Joker’s cronies; he didn’t know much about her, but he knew that she had other reasons to work for Joker that seemed more in line with his own.

[propertyofjoker]

@lxttle-magpie liked for a starter!

“Now - out of mere curiosity - why, exactly, are you so against killing?” Joker tapped one finger on his lower lip as he smiled at her. “And is it all-encompassing, or are there exceptions?” He snapped his fingers. “For example! Would you kill me, given the chance and the assurance that you wouldn’t be caught? Or would I have to do this?” He removed a gun from his jacket and leveled it at her head, but his finger didn’t touch the trigger. “Or... none of the above?”