closed starter for @poeslife
roman dreamed his whole life of getting the hell out of naperville, but when he did, he found himself missing bits and pieces... namely, his tv nights with poe. who else would sit and watch hours and hours of reality tv with him? watching the real housewives alone didn’t hit the same as watching it with poe. so when he realized the newest season of big brother was starting on their first night in the house? roman got to work. he ordered pizza, made drinks, and set up the living room for a watch party. selfishly, he was sort of hoping everyone else ignored them - no one was as serious about reality tv as roman and poe. ten minutes before the show was supposed to start, he peeked his head into poe’s room, “come on, bitch! it’s time for the king and queen of reality tv to reunite. and, yes, i am, in fact, the queen.”
