I picked up an adopt the other from Wooled and oh my god I haven't been able to think about anything but Tori,,,,
Basically her whole gist is that she was found in a forest clearing after having been transported through the sky, memories VERY fucky and only having trace thoughts of things she assumes to be in her past life,,,
Doesn't remember her name so she named herself after one of the few things she remembers.
(What should I do? I can’t find anyone willing to help me at all! At this rate I’m gonna lose to them…)
(If only I could get Yuzuru to be my partner; there’s no way we would lose, but this time I can’t ask for his help…)
Shinobu: He~llo? Tori-kun? Thou seemst to be having a lot of trouble checking those papers. Are the matters in question that difficult to deal with?
If there’s anything I can help with, I will gladly lend thee a hand.
Tori: Eh? Ah, no, it’s not that. I was just looking at the details for my next job.
Shinobu: Is that so? I thought it would be something related to the management of the school.
Tori: Even managing the school might be easier than this...
Hm?
Shinobu: ? What’s wrong? Do I have something on my face?
Tori: (Thinking about it… Doesn’t Shinobu have pretty good reflexes? Whenever he does activities with his association or even during Ryuseitai lives, he always does really cool acrobatics.)
(He can move around pretty much the same way as Hinata and Yuuta.)
(Well, he’s not the perfect candidate or anything, but for this game, wouldn’t he be a pretty strong ally…?!)
Hey, Shinobu. Wanna appear with me in a show called Prison Breakers?
Shinobu: Wow! Tori-kun, art thou participating? Uwah~ I’m so jealous! I’ve always wanted to go on that show~
Tori: …! Then…!
Shinobu: But this time, I have a different job on the same day as the recording, so I can’t appear in it... It is truly a pity.
Tori: Eeeh~ What’s up with that… That was my last hope~…
Ugh, what am I gonna do… At this rate I really am gonna lose…
Shinobu: ? Lose? What do you mean?
Tori: Well you see, the thing is―
Shinobu: Mhm, mhm… I see. That’s how it is. So that’s why you are looking for someone who will be your partner…
Tori: yeah, but I can’t find anyone at all. But I guess I should've expected that. In the first place, this was supposed to be an individual game with only one winner…
Is there really no one else who could be nice and cooperate with me? Someone who isn’t that interested in the prize at all, and just wants to win.
Someone who won’t lose to Oogami-senpai and Yuuki-senpai in reflexes, and who is good at hide and seek and tag. Isn’t there anybody like that?
Shinobu: When you list all the qualifications like that, doesn’t it sound a bit unreasonable? It’s going to be really hard to find someone who fits that description.
Hh~m…. Hm hm hm~... Is there anyone I know who meets all those requirements…?
Ah! That’s it, there is one person that has everything you’re asking for!
Tori: Eh, wh-who? I know I’m the one who asked, but I was super sure it would be impossible to find someone!
Shinobu: Hm-hm ♪ He’s someone who’s part of the ninja association with me. His forte is to erase his presence completely, and he has a huge physical potential! He’s someone I can recommend with pride!
And he did sound like he wanted to win, but didn't seem to be interested in the prize money.
Tori: ! He’s perfect then! It’s like he was born to be my partner!
Please, Shinobu! Introduce me to that person immediately!
< A few days later >
< A few days later >
Koga: Aight, four-eyed bean sprout! To get ready for tomorrow's recording, we’re gonna check out all the previous episodes. It’s a strategy meeting!
Makoto: Let’s see, we have been put on the prisoners’ side, so we should pay attention to stuff like escape methods and hiding locations.
Still, who would’ve thought that the filming location would be Yumenosaki academy~
Koga: Looks like luck’s on my side! I know this school like the back of my hand! We’re gonna get the upper hand, and it’ll be in the bag! ♪
Hm? Who’s that coming over here...?
Tori: Funfufufun~♪ Yay, Ayase-senpai~! We got super ultra lucky that the recording place is in our school! Not only that, but we also got put on the side of justice—the jailers who catch the bad guys!
We have been rea~lly good kids, and the gods have been aware of that.
Mayoi: Eh?! A good kid?! Me?!
No, no! Don’t be absurd, I am made of nothing but wicked and perverted thoughts. Although I won’t deny that God might be watching over me, in the sense that he is waiting to punish me and destroy me with sulfur and fire like he did with Sodom and Gomorrah. [1]
Tori: Sodom and Gomorrah? What are those? Kaiju?
Mayoi: (Whispering) Being so ignorant and pure only makes you even more cute…! It makes me wish to spoil you to no end!
Tori: Eh? Did you say something?
Mayoi: Oh nothing, pay me no mind! it was just silly me, spewing nonsense. It truly does sound like they could be names of some monsters, but they are actually city names.
Either way, rather than me, I think that a good kid like Tori-san would be the one who received God’s blessing… Hm?
Makoto: Oh? Himemiya-kun and Ayase-kun?
Tori: What’s this~? Here I was wondering who it was, but it’s just the two guys that are gonna lose to me―Oogami-senpai and Yuuki-senpai.
Koga: Huuuh? What do you mean by that, pipsqueak?
Tori: Fufu~n. It’s because I found the best ally ever ♪ Sucks for you!
Makoto: Oh~ so you were able to find someone without problems? Good for you!
Koga: Hey, you! Don’t go acting all chummy with the enemy!
Makoto: So I guess this means that Ayase-kun is Himemiya-kun’s partner.
Mayoi: Ah, yes, even though it’s so very insolent from me, I have been appointed for this important task…
Koga: It don’t matter who your ally is. When it comes to a team battle, teamwork is what makes the difference. Do you think that you can work well with a team made up on the spot like this?
Ya boy here and this glasses sprout have overcome many struggles and challenges together before, yanno?
Makoto: Huh? How strange, I feel like our memories of our time together are completely different.
Tori: Save that kinda stuff for after you win.
Besides, why are you two even here? If you have no business over here then shoo.
We’re about to study the episodes that have aired up ‘til now!
Makoto: Eh…?
[1] From Wikipedia: were two legendary biblical cities destroyed by God for their wickedness. Their story parallels the Genesis flood narrative in its theme of God's anger provoked by sin.
As an interesting fact, in the japanese text Mayoi says they got destroyed by thunder, but the bible says that they got destroyed by sulfur and fire.
[ENG TL] Fushimi Yuzuru Idol Story: For all your hard work
Proofreaders: 310mc and Fiore
Original writer: ゆーます (Yuumasu)
Season: Autumn
Location: TV Station Set Backstage
Yuzuru: —Understood. I shall remain idle here.
Oh, please pay no mind. I understand that the amount of currently available dressing rooms is limited as a result of the on-going remodeling; there’s nothing that can be done about that.
"... At least sit on this chair," you say? Then, I will take that offer and use it.
Yes. By all means, I look forward to working with everyone during the second half of the shooting.
(As someone who has undergone discipline training in the past, I would be fine even if I were expected to stand.)
(But they must not feel so comfortable letting a guest stand, so I shall comply with their request.)
(Still… Lately, I have received a large amount of individual jobs.)
(The number of requests to appear in TV dramas have increased, and along with them, the magazine promotions and advertisements.)
(Walking down the path of a life I usually wouldn’t have been able to experience before is enjoyable, and I’m truly grateful that someone as unripe as an ‘actor’ as me is called for this…)
(But before I realize it, my mind goes back to Bocchama.)
(I start to ponder, “What is he doing now?,” “Is he being troubled by anything?”—I know that such excessive worries are unnecessary now that he’s grown into such a splendid young man.)
(And for the sake of Bocchama’s future, it’s necessary to distance myself like this.)
(But still, I…)
Tori: He~y, Yuzuru?
Yuzuru: …!
Tori: What’s with the sour face? Did something bad happen?
Yuzuru: Bocchama… Is this a mirage? I wonder if I am daydreaming.
Tori: Dreaming~? What’re you saying? (pinch!)
Lookie, lookie, even if I pinch your cheeks I’m not going anywhere! I’m none other than the real Himemiya Tori-sama ☆
The rest of us have a job as fine today, don’t you remember? The studio is close, so we decided to stop by.
Yuzuru: I see. So that’s why you’re here.
While I will be edited into the recording on a different day, I am still truly sorry that I’ll be the only one missing today.
Tori: You don’t have to be sorry, y’know. You have your own job to do, and Eichi-sama accepted this offer while being aware of that.
Besides, I want to support your work. As your master, nothing makes me happier than seeing people hold you in high regards ♪
Yuzuru: Bocchama… Thank you, truly.
Eichi: —Is it alright for us to join the conversation now?
Yuzuru: Eichi-sama, Hibiki-sama, how long have you… If you were around, you should have said something.
Wataru: Fufufu. I simply couldn’t refuse Eichi’s proposal to avoid disrupting your tryst with Himegimi.
Yuzuru: Tryst…? The two of us live together in the dorm, so there is no need for you to be so thoughtful.
We are talking about Eichi-sama here. He probably wanted to surprise me, and that’s why he didn’t say anything.
Eichi: Fufu. I took the liberty of watching you work earlier, and I must say, you lived up to my every expectation. The way you promoted the show was effortlessly flawless.
Yuzuru: You were already here by the time of the recording? I thought you were simply stopping by before heading to work?
Tori: Mhm. I really wanted to see what you're like when you're hard at work!
Even if I’m not around, you’re giving it your all, huh~? Good boy, good boy ♪ As a reward, I’ll give you a shoulder massage~
Yuzuru: I couldn’t dare, just your words are enough.
Tori: Oh, come on now, just let me do it!
Yuzuru: Sigh... How terrific…
Eichi: Sounds fun. Maybe I should give you a hand massage?
Yuzuru: You too, Eichi-sama? I’d prefer not being used for your own amusement.
Wataru: As for me, I shall give you… Ta-dah! ☆
It’s a present from all of fine, so please do hand it over to the staff.
Yuzuru: I may be repeating myself, but I’m truly grateful. The wrapping is quite intricate—may I ask what’s inside?
Eichi: Guimauve. I’m sure I got a card from the shop… Found it. It’s from this one.
Yuzuru: I have seen this name before. If I remember correctly, this shop has provided for the French royalty in old times…
Tori: Hu~h, is that so? We just went there ‘cause it caught my eye.
I must have superb taste to pick a store like that without realizing… ♪
Yuzuru: Truly. Still, this might be a little too extravagant for it to be given as a present from the guest actor.
Next time I will prepare one myself, adding your names as well.
Eichi: Is that so? Sorry about the trouble, I will leave it in your hands.
Well then, you won’t be able to fully rest if we stay here, so we will take our leave now.
Tori: Mhm! Ah, wait a moment.
Here. I got it for myself, but I’m gonna give it to you.
Fufun ♪ Even if I’m not here, do your best at the recording~
Yuzuru: Understood. I will think of this guimauve as if it were Bocchama, put it inside my pocket and work my utmost hardest.
Tori: Eh~ Just eat it!
It’s super yummy, y’know! ‘Kay, see ya later~
Yuzuru: Yes, Bocchama. Strive to do your best at work.
(...Not only did he give me a shoulder massage, but he also gave me sweets. I have been nothing but pampered.)
(Bocchama said he is supporting me, and that seeing me be appreciated like this makes him happy.)
(It’s an honor to have my own master be delighted by my solo work.)
(It’s not only for myself. For the sake of Bocchama too, I, Fushimi Yuzuru, will aim to reach even greater heights than before…!)
“Had it not been for the laws of this land, I could have you beheaded as punishment! You ogre! Demon! Human-faced dog!“
Tori: Glug, glug... Gaaah! What was I thinking, coming to a place like this… I just figured I could drink a lot of water to fill my tummy!
Nngh… It smells soooo good in here. Instead of getting full, I'm getting even hungrier~...
Why do I have to do this… I feel like I’m gonna cry… (sob)
Aah…! No, no, I can’t give up now! I’ll show Yuzuru who’s boss!
Leeet’s see… Lemme put today’s share in my piggy bank…
… (shakes piggy bank to make some noise)
Aah… I’m barely saving any money… Even though I’m working so hard~!
Hm? Did someone call me just now…?
No way, am I so hungry that I’m hearing things? Am I dying?!
Makoto: He~y, Himemiya-kun~
Tori: Hm? So I didn’t imagine it? Um, who’s calling me…?
Yuuki-senpai? And also… Yaaay ♪ Anzu is here too!
What is it, what is it?? Did you call for me, Anzu? Yuuki-senpai too I guess, since you’re also here.
Koga: ‘Sup, pipsqueak.
Tori: Ugh! Oogami… senpai is also here!
Koga: Did’ja just “ugh” at my face? Ya wanna be smacked into place again like I did during your circus training, huh?
Tori: No way, no way! I have already had enough of stuff like that!
Besides, my “ugh” didn’t mean anything bad! It was an acronym, see? “It’s Unexpectedly Good to meet you Here!” It’s all the rage to use acronyms right now!
Koga: Don’t try saving yer ass with an obvious lie. The hell ya mean with abbreviations, ya think everything’s a light novel now? [1]
Tori: Unini?! Don’t mess up my hair! I have it meticulously done every morning~!
Eugh~... How dare you go against me, I’m one of the most powerful people in this academy! Had it not been for the laws of this land, I could have you beheaded as punishment! You ogre! Demon! Human-faced dog!
Koga: Hey. No way in hell I’m accepting you calling me a dog! Correct yourself right now. I’m a werewolf!
Makoto: Ahaha, of course that’s what you focus on…
Usually I wouldn’t even have time to be here dealing with you losers. I’m a very busy person, you know?
And even so I still went through the trouble of coming to talk to you. You should be grateful!
So? Why did you call me?
Makoto: Ah, we’re just having lunch all together, do you want to join us?
Tori: Eh? Me?
Hmm~... Well, I won't eat anything, but can I still sit here? Would that still be okay?
I feel bad taking a seat without having a proper lunch when this place is so full of people.
Makoto: That’s okay, but uuuuhm…? You aren’t having lunch? Is this some kind of riddle?
Tori: Nope, it's exactly what it sounds like. I’m not eating… Or maybe, I can’t eat would be more accurate?
You see, I’m trying to save money so I’m cutting down on some stuff~. That’s why I’m not having lunch.
But of course I still get hungry~. So I came here to get some water.
Makoto: Eh, Himemiya-kun, you’re saving money? Oh, so that’s why you’re carrying a piggy bank around.
Tori: Yup. I’ve been slowly saving up some money. But it’s still not anywhere close to enough.
Koga: What’s up with this. You’re short on cash too?
Tori: From how you said that, I guess you’re in the same boat, Oogami-senpai? Huh, so that’s why you’re having such a sorry-looking meal.
Koga: Huh? It’s way less sorry than your pitiful attempt to fill your stomach with water.
Makoto: Come on, don’t fight…. But it really is a coincidence that you two are trying to save money at the same time.
Himemiya-kun, your family is super rich. I always figured you could get whatever you want by asking your parents to buy it for you.
Tori: Well… Yeah, that’s true, but still…
Makoto: Besides, you both have proper jobs, don’t you? So it’s not like you are going to run out of money anytime soon.
Koga: …Well, I got some stuff goin' on, is all. I wanna be able to get this money on my own instead of relying on UNDEAD.
Tori: Same here. It’s meaningless if I don’t do it by myself. That’s why I can’t rely on Papa and Mama.
Koga: Heh, you managed to say something cool for once. Even tho you’re just a pipsqueak.
Tori: Hm. I’m kinda like, putting my pride as a man on the line here.
I bet that unlike my noble purpose, you are doing this for something dumb, right?
Koga: You pickin’ a fight with me? Huh?!
Tori: You’re the one who started it.
Makoto: Uwaah, at this rate they will really end up getting into a fist fight…! Anzu-chan, I'm leaving Himemiya-kun to you!
Come on, you’re both just hungry, so it’s making you go berserkl.
Look, Anzu-chan and I will share our food with you, so calm down! ...Hey!
Koga: Besides, a pipsqueak like you shouldn’t—hmph!?
Tori: Says you, Oogami-senpai—munch!
Koga: (munch munch) …. ♪
Tori: (munch munch) Tastyyy~ ♪
Makoto: Wow, amazing. They both calmed down immediately. It worked better than I expected….! Like Momotaro taming his animal companions with kibidango [2]… You really were hungry.
Tori: (gulp)
Hey, this is karaage, right? Has karaage always been so tasty?! This is the tastiest karaage I’ve ever had in my life!
Hm? What’s wrong Anzu?
Eh? You’ll share with me if I promise I won’t fight anymore?!
Makoto: You two can have mine, too. Food tastes better when you share it.
Tori: I promise! I won’t fight anymore! I really mean it!
Koga: Tch. Guess there’s no choice. Ya boy here also knows how to keep his word.
Makoto: Ahaha, It’s almost like Anzu and I are taming wild anim—whoops.
Koga: ? Taming wild... what? Go on. Say it.
Makoto: N, nope! It’s nothing! Come on, shouldn’t you be eating? Let’s dig in~!
(That was waaay too close. I was about to say that it was almost like we were taming some wild animals.)
(But it was easier to calm them down than I expected. If I say that though, I bet they’ll get angry. It’d be better if I stay quiet…)
[1] In the original, Tori says “geh” when seeing Koga, which he later tries to save by saying “Genki desu ka?”, Koga replies “are you a pro wrestler now?!” to that. The reference is to either a certain wrestling event by the same name in Japan or the catchphrase by politician and retired pro wrestler Antonio Inoki. All the translators and proofreaders I talked about this to were confused, so for the sake of better reading flow, we decided to adapt it somehow.
[2] From Wikipedia: Kibi dango (黍団子, きびだんご, "millet dumpling") is Japanese dumpling made from the meal or flour of the kibi (proso millet) grain. The treat was used by folktale-hero Momotarō (the Peach Boy) to recruit his three beastly retainers, in the commonly known version of the tale.
"So you're telling me you really don't want to come with me to a Quidditch match where we get to go in one of those posh private boxes? Seriously? Oh come on! It'll be free food and hopefully good looking quidditch players-- myself included obvs..." Lulu joked with a playful wink. "But mainly it'll be an awesome game. Come on Tori! Live a little."
"Oooo now there's a face. Careful it might just stick that way Tor." Fred couldn't resist teasing the woman as he took a bite out of the bagel he'd bought. "Want a try?" He asked, offering out the food.
"So..." Mason began as he hopped up and planted his butt on the table when he saw the woman. "Hows the whole arm band sitch been treating you? Got any numbers yet or found someone interesting?" He couldn't help but be brightly nosey as he gave Tori a nudge.
"Huh... pink... Who would have thought." Cecilia commented, blinking a little at the sight because Tori was decidedly not a pink person, at least in her experience. "I'd compliment you but given how you normally take them for me, it's likely safer to not bother."
