I'm just thinking about how Ghost came back injured from his last mission. Nothing too serious, but injured enough that he needs his secretary to basically do everything for him.
And I'm not just talking about filling out reports or taking notes during meetings.
I'm saying, in the middle of the entire base cafeteria, she was making airplane sounds while bringing the fork to the lieutenant's mouth.
"Come on! Just eat a little more! Look, the plane brrrruuuu, it's waiting to release the cargo!"
Or how she sat on his lap to help him brush his teeth.
"Just a little more, Lieutenant! You're doing great! Look at all that foam! Say goodbye, cavities!"
Or even when he needed to go to the bathroom. Because obviously, his two immobilized arms would make a simple task difficult. But thankfully, his lovely secretary was there to help lower his pants, pull his dick out of his underwear, and aim at the toilet. Ghost needed to stop thinking about how dangerously beautiful her Hello Kitty-themed painted nails looked around his cock.
"Am I aiming right? I've never had a penis before... it's kind of cool," she said, covering her eyes with her other hand, trying to give the man a modicum of dignity.
And finally, when the doctor finally released him from the immobilization, he missed being pampered by the lovely secretary. Even more so when - mysteriously - Kyle appeared with both arms in casts, causing the secretary to pamper him.
And then, a short time later, John needed to find out how his two sergeants and his lieutenant managed to immobilize every joint in their bodies with casts.
And now the poor secretary had to take care of each and every one of them...
