Text ↪ lord macdougal
Alfie: 👀👀👀👀
Alfie: okay i just gotta ask
Alfie: if i ever needed your help to bury a dead body would you help?? like lets say the person was a HUUUGE asshole when they were alive and idk who murdered them bt it def wasn't me?? would you help??
Alfie: it's all hypothetical tho!!!!!!!!!! don't get ideas lmao















