#c.gs. post

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i think the meal all the girls dread is either cordelia’s chicken spaghetti or misty’s cajun meatloaf

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do you guys think cordelia’s aware that almost every cent of the allowance she gives the girls goes to drug money

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misty and cordelia finally both being able to go to sleep but then one of the girls runs in literally on fire

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secrets zoe had kept for the other girls that she told cordelia after she snapped

madison

madison owed a dealer over 200$ and when he showed up to the house to collect he took some expensive mantle piece as payment- it was worth way more than 200

madison was texting and driving and hit the back of some old ladies car but told cordelia someone had hit her in a parking lot and didn’t leave a note

madison once woke zoe up at 3am yelling, telling her they needed to go get a plan b asap

madison was the person who dented cordelia’s car with her car door

there’s more weed in madison’s closet than cordelia has probably ever seen in her life

madison threw a party one weekend and someone broke into cordelia’s office and fucked with all of her files- causing cordelia weeks of extra work that she thought she had caused herself

madison snuck someone into the house through her window and they ended up breaking the gutter on their way out and that’s why the front porch floods even during little showers

queenie

after they all got kicked out of a party, queenie smashed a window of the house and they had to out run the cops with mallory crying in the backseat

queenie broke the washing machine once and didn’t tell anyone so when misty was the next person to use it she almost flooded the house

queenie deadass never got her license and has been driving around with just her permit for years bc she’s “too busy”

queenie was the one who accidentally gave coco a weed brownie that had her sleeping for 16 hours after her crying episode

queenie has planned the last four parties at the coven, NOT madison. but she uses madison’s social media to post/send out invites

queenie threatened the neighbor after she complained about music being too loud, the neighbor called the cops

queenie and madison thought it would be funny to put hair dye a few shades darker in fiona’s shampoo, madison was joking, queenie was not

mallory

mallory killed all of the plants in the green house that had been growing for months and blamed it on madison bc she knew she would get in trouble for it

mallory has three speeding tickets she never told cordelia or misty about

mallory accidentally destroyed one of the supreme portraits and had to get a replacement done- using cordelia’s money

mallory got drunk on christmas eve with madison and was hungover on christmas morning, not suffering from a surprise sickness

mallory pays a kid across the street to watch the dog on weekends- once again, using cordelia’s money

mallory definitely has changed the chore list on the fridge before anyone could see it in order to give herself the least amount of work and then changes it back at the end of the week so it looks like it did when they put it up, she’s done this for almost a year and no ones noticed

mallory snuck out of the house once and had to get zoe to come get her from a party bc her ride was blacked out on someone’s couch

coco

coco set the kitchen on fire during thanksgiving, NOT fiona

coco asks both cordelia AND misty for money without telling the other so she ends up getting double every time she needs it

that accident coco got in was 100% her fault and her ankle didn’t actually hurt at all and the 7+ doctor trips were not necessary

coco has recorded almost every single argument cordelia and misty have gotten into and sends them into the girls groupchat

coco sold all of cordelia and misty’s clothes she thought were ugly as a “favor”

there’s a hole behind the couch in the living room bc coco kicked it in when she was drunk and zoe had to fix it before anyone woke up

coco got pulled over speeding and offered the cop “a few bucks” to just let her go home. she had to appear in court the next week

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the breakfast of shame with all the girls hungover and cordelia angrily stabbing the food on her plate bc she knows everything

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them bitches were getting fruity in their rooms and cordelia thought she was just conserving space by giving them all roommates🙄🙄

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those girls are so detached from reality they literally kill each other when they fight and then cordelia has to come down to the living room at 3:15 in the morning to resurrect someone while the others are still fighting