secrets zoe had kept for the other girls that she told cordelia after she snapped
madison
madison owed a dealer over 200$ and when he showed up to the house to collect he took some expensive mantle piece as payment- it was worth way more than 200
madison was texting and driving and hit the back of some old ladies car but told cordelia someone had hit her in a parking lot and didn’t leave a note
madison once woke zoe up at 3am yelling, telling her they needed to go get a plan b asap
madison was the person who dented cordelia’s car with her car door
there’s more weed in madison’s closet than cordelia has probably ever seen in her life
madison threw a party one weekend and someone broke into cordelia’s office and fucked with all of her files- causing cordelia weeks of extra work that she thought she had caused herself
madison snuck someone into the house through her window and they ended up breaking the gutter on their way out and that’s why the front porch floods even during little showers
queenie
after they all got kicked out of a party, queenie smashed a window of the house and they had to out run the cops with mallory crying in the backseat
queenie broke the washing machine once and didn’t tell anyone so when misty was the next person to use it she almost flooded the house
queenie deadass never got her license and has been driving around with just her permit for years bc she’s “too busy”
queenie was the one who accidentally gave coco a weed brownie that had her sleeping for 16 hours after her crying episode
queenie has planned the last four parties at the coven, NOT madison. but she uses madison’s social media to post/send out invites
queenie threatened the neighbor after she complained about music being too loud, the neighbor called the cops
queenie and madison thought it would be funny to put hair dye a few shades darker in fiona’s shampoo, madison was joking, queenie was not
mallory
mallory killed all of the plants in the green house that had been growing for months and blamed it on madison bc she knew she would get in trouble for it
mallory has three speeding tickets she never told cordelia or misty about
mallory accidentally destroyed one of the supreme portraits and had to get a replacement done- using cordelia’s money
mallory got drunk on christmas eve with madison and was hungover on christmas morning, not suffering from a surprise sickness
mallory pays a kid across the street to watch the dog on weekends- once again, using cordelia’s money
mallory definitely has changed the chore list on the fridge before anyone could see it in order to give herself the least amount of work and then changes it back at the end of the week so it looks like it did when they put it up, she’s done this for almost a year and no ones noticed
mallory snuck out of the house once and had to get zoe to come get her from a party bc her ride was blacked out on someone’s couch
coco
coco set the kitchen on fire during thanksgiving, NOT fiona
coco asks both cordelia AND misty for money without telling the other so she ends up getting double every time she needs it
that accident coco got in was 100% her fault and her ankle didn’t actually hurt at all and the 7+ doctor trips were not necessary
coco has recorded almost every single argument cordelia and misty have gotten into and sends them into the girls groupchat
coco sold all of cordelia and misty’s clothes she thought were ugly as a “favor”
there’s a hole behind the couch in the living room bc coco kicked it in when she was drunk and zoe had to fix it before anyone woke up
coco got pulled over speeding and offered the cop “a few bucks” to just let her go home. she had to appear in court the next week