Peak D&D moment in Episode 49...
Mairsha: Okay, I'm going to say Conjure Woodland Beings. Matt: What are you conjuring? Marisha: I don't know. Matt: You have to know what you're doing. Marisha: Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. You know, there's not a list of what you can conjure in the book. Sam: No, there's not. Marisha: And it's very unfortunate. And it's some kind of fey creature. So what's a fey creature that's a challenge rating of two that would make sense? That's really scary? Laura: Fairies? Marisha: Or I can also summon like eight fairies if they're a low enough, you know-- Matt: I hate conjuration spells, by the way guys, so you all know. The worst spells in the whole game. Sam: I will say this, to be fair to Marisha, the spell does say, your DM will have a list of the creatures. Matt: Does it really? Sam: It does, at the end of the spell.
Matt: Fuck that spell.
Everyone else:
Marisha: Yeah it says, "the DM will have the statistics." Sam: It says the DM will have the creatures. Matt: Fuck that spell. Conjuration needs to die.
















