#c1e49

[mareastrorum]

Taliesin: Okay, I'm going to grab the javelin really quick. I'm going to walk over to the guy who's just starting to crawl out of the pit. Marisha: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone: (laughter) Taliesin: I'm going to look him in the eye. Javelin goes right in the face. Matt: Roll for an attack. Taliesin: I'm using it as a stabbing weapon. I'm not letting go until he drops. ... Travis: With advantage because he's hanging over a--? Matt: What's your strength modifier? Taliesin: One. Matt: So plus six for this roll. ... Technically, you get advantage because he's there, technically prone as he's getting up out of the-- Taliesin: Six, seven, eight, nine, 11. Matt: 11. Your first attack you whiff. He ducks out of the way, actually pulling down into the pit and it misses his head, and he gets up again and extends a hand to reach out towards your ankle. Taliesin: Throw it away, pull out the gun and shoot.

[mareastrorum]

Peak D&D moment in Episode 49...

Mairsha: Okay, I'm going to say Conjure Woodland Beings. Matt: What are you conjuring? Marisha: I don't know. Matt: You have to know what you're doing. Marisha: Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. You know, there's not a list of what you can conjure in the book. Sam: No, there's not. Marisha: And it's very unfortunate. And it's some kind of fey creature. So what's a fey creature that's a challenge rating of two that would make sense? That's really scary? Laura: Fairies? Marisha: Or I can also summon like eight fairies if they're a low enough, you know-- Matt: I hate conjuration spells, by the way guys, so you all know. The worst spells in the whole game. Sam: I will say this, to be fair to Marisha, the spell does say, your DM will have a list of the creatures. Matt: Does it really? Sam: It does, at the end of the spell.

Matt: Fuck that spell.

Everyone else:

Marisha: Yeah it says, "the DM will have the statistics." Sam: It says the DM will have the creatures. Matt: Fuck that spell. Conjuration needs to die.

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

return of the king

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT LAURA

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

The trip to Osysa's mate was convoluted, with many detours that Vox Machina took, so I understand they didn't include : the 1st visit to Westruun, the discovery of the refugees camp, the fight with the basiliks, the liberation of the refugees prisonners of the orcs, in The Legend of Vox Machina. Still, there are so many small moments that we won't see animated, like this cool visual of Percy trying to bash the head of the orc who just came out of the pitt trap, only to give up 2 seconds later, sigh, take his gun, and just shoot the guy point blank. It's so very funny and a great Indiana Jones reference !!

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

Ah, yes, the game where Laura played with (an older version of) Jester for the first time is here !

[ravendruid]

"You can see now, grasping onto the edge of the wall, you see Pike, sweat dripping down her face as Craven Edge has embedded itself into her abdomen." 

MERCER! *shakes fist*

[ravendruid]

Watching "A Name Is Earned", and Vex uncovers "KA".

Husband: Kashaw! The ultimate plot twist!