the hour of honor—favorite quotes, no context
(matt) she pops the top button off the top of her blouse and gives a better look at her dwarven cleavage. (laura) i love that you did it.
(liam) diplomatic immunity!
(beau) i really like when she crosses her arms like that. it makes her biceps look good.
(rissa) well, first off, you're assuming they're all women. (nott) oh yeah, that's true! we could get a sturdy, strapping gigolo man to go up there and watch out for kiri!
(molly) there is one member of our party who is probably not going to want to go out and see this ridiculousness. (nott) she is a wallflower tonight. (beau) she does seem very uncomfortable, yeah.
(nott) i guess we can—beau? (beau) yeah! i know, i'm your second choice— (nott) no, third. it was kiri first, caleb second. you're three.
(beau) did you just put a hooker on layaway?
(fjord) i'm just gonna let you guys kinda take the lead on this. i'm more of a spectator, at this point. (beau) ...what are you talking about? (nott) with the hooker? (fjord) no! i thought we were going out for like an hour!
(beau) you can't predict when people are going to be shitty. (nott) they're always shitty. it's a 100% accurate prediction.
(beau) my dad was super protective and I was an asshole and rebelled a lot. (nott) you? no!
(nott) time is of the essence. he might be with a lady of the night later tonight. you might have to teach him quickly. (jester) that's true. (caleb) and was that skill learned or innate? (nott) cram school.
(laura) yay! (sam) yeah. tonight, when it doesn't matter, you roll great.
(caleb) i don't think i should go late in the game, but i feel capable of this challenge. (fjord) i can drink. (beau) i'm pretty good at it, too. (molly) i'm ready for this. (nott) i've never had a drink in my life. (fjord) our fucking team captain over here!
(caleb) let's enjoy a good game. did you just say, "may the best gnome win?" (valkin) yes. (nott) he's trash talking! don't listen to him!
(ol' blemmy) you're small, but i can see why they call you the bottomless pit. (beau) yeah, bp!
(matt) nott, you are intoxicated. you are fearless. (nott) i can do anything! i can surf on a truck!
(beau) i will fucking punch you if you try and kiss me. (molly) whatever team you're on, i'm not sure i play for that one. it's team "fuck off," i'm well aware.
(beau) alright guys, here's the deal— (laura and matt) wait, we're taking a break. (marisha) no, fuck! i'm so angry! fuck!
(cleff tinkertop) take care of my rissania. (the mighty nein) rissania!
(beau) sometimes family names aren't all that they're cracked up to be. what's more important is that he really cares for you. don't take that for granted, all right? (jester) yeah, and the fact that you know him is really cool, too. anyway. (nott) wow, so many daddy issues.
(nott) it's very clear. we have kiri already. we take these four children with us, and we keep going.
(molly) didn't you almost open fire on these children not more than 30 seconds ago? (nott) that was an intimidation tactic. i would never hurt a child! (molly) of course you would! (nott) no, i wouldn't! i love children. (fjord) you'd eat a child. (nott) that was an accident! (fjord) i knew i saw you drooling! (molly) this is why i don't miss the circus.