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2:33:10 Marisha's lingering grumpiness about being mist from C1 popping up in Maelstrom Kingdom is so funny. Much like Keyfish, the mist debacle will never truly leave her psyche.

#critical role #bells hells #maelstrom kingdom #(2:33:10)#critical role spoilers #marisha ray #laudna #keyleth of the air ashari #c1e39 #(34:53)#timestamp both for heathens who skipped c1 and people who want to relive the fun

thequeenofmyownscreen

Vox Machina : *is fucking around for the second half*

Matt, who has waited the entire episode for them to go to Whitestone where Gilmore is, only to have the rakshasa impersonnate Gilmore and try to assasinate Vax :

mayapapaya33

This was the episode where I decided to stop giving Matt the benefit of the doubt. I had noticed Gilmore's voice was a little wrong, but I just thought, eh, Matt's only human, maybe he's just having an off day. Maybe he's coming down with a cold or something. It's not a big deal.

WRONG!!! Never again will I ignore a clue! Everything is on purpose until proven otherwise!!! lmfao

#critical role #vox machina #cr c1 #c1e57 #matt mercer #critical role spoilers #shaun gilmore #hotis the rakshasa

baileydaily

#critical role #marisha ray #laura bailey #ashley johnson #darktow liveshow #critical role live show

sable-wards

Cast of The Legend of Vox Machina Tries Not To Eat!

#critical role #laura bailey #travis willingham

lorkhanagendaposting

"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

#fandom #marvelous rephrasing lol #ao3

mendokayalways

Sam Riegel: “You go to the back of the car to fix the engine…oooh boy I don’t know anything about cars” vs. Ally Beardsley: “Anyway my truck has got 4 horsepower…is that low?? It’s got 90 horsepower.”

#critical role #sam riegel #ally beardsley #united by chaos and knowing nothing about cars #cinderbrush #crash pandas #lol

theslowesthnery

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

theslowesthnery

you get it

#lol seriously #I respect everyone's right to be fundamentally incorect about imaginary shit with 0 stakes but fuck if it isn't a struggle occasionally #someone having a different (eye wateringly wrong) opinion is not an excuse to be mean #you don't even need to say anything people can exist in the universe in a state of wrongness and you don't have to do *anything* about it #who cares if it seems like they didn't even watch/read the movie/tv show/book/whatever #based on the sheer incomprehensibility of how they could possibly arrive at that conclusion #that has nothing to do with me #I'm over here being a rational adult and minding my business (I say as a mantra lol)

I can't find anything more specific for where this one shot fits into Exandria's timeline than "some point before 795 P.D."

Scanlan had a messy affair with a member of The Darrington Estate staff that forced the bard and Dr. Dranzel's troupe to leave between 795P.D. and 796P.D. Presumably the very young Scanlan we see in The Glorious Ones who is still learning how to be a womanizing (equal opportunity-izing I suppose, to be more accurate) menace to society from Ranthiel Volthor hasn't yet had said affair in Deastok. He's still learning how to play music and how to be an absent parent from Kent Plucker lol.

In 811 P.D Scanlan is 69 because of course he is. He's 70 by the end of The Campaign in 812 P.D. So in 795P.D he would have been 53ish. 811-795=16

69-16=53 So BARE MINIMUM Scanlan is younger than 53 in this one shot lol. I definitely think he's a lot younger than that. He seems like he's just starting out after his mother's death. (Is his mom even dead yet? Is he still making money to help support her at this point?!) He feels like he's in his mid to late 20's or early 30's (Adjusting the number up a bit for gnome age wibbly wobblyness). Which would put this one shot somewhere very roughly between 767 P.D -772 P.D plus or minus a few years.

#critical role #exandria #critical role spoilers #exandria timeline #vox machina #Choose Their Adventure...Again! Critical Role Foundation One-Shot to Benefit Red Nose Day #scanlan shorthalt #pre vox machina #the glorious ones #the shattered teeth #red nose day #darrington estate yes *that* darrington #ranthiel volthor #kent plucker

cringefaecompilation

this fandom gets on matt's butt a lot because of his outright comical blindspot with realistically roleplaying kids and young teens (him voicing an eleven year old kid like a toddler was funny though)

meanwhile tal having a fifteen year old character that's described as "being a late bloomer" and compared to his character in mister mom who was still in the single digits both in the film and IRL is not a problem, 10/10, zero notes.

backintheblackparade

Sam opened the door to halfling aging being wonky. Tal just danced through the invitation.

mayapapaya33

Acting within the correct age range and milestones for a kid is Matt's one weakness. It proves he is indeed human. To be fair to Taliesin, I second that Halfling ages are a weird soup and that it's Sam Riegel's fault lol. Halflings DO live longer than Humans, their lifespan is around 150 years. So it's reasonable for them to have a slightly extended childhood.

Also, The Immortal One aka Taliesin Jaffe is doing his best ok? It's not like he was ever a real child CoughCoughChildActorCoughCough he just played one on tv. His Eldritchness never went through the normal larval stages.

#critical role #exandria #critical role spoilers #Choose Their Adventure...Again! Critical Role Foundation One-Shot to Benefit Red Nose Day #the glorious ones #the shattered teeth #vox machina #technically because scanlan is here #pre vox machina #red nose day #bobby socks #luc brenatto #time is a weird soup #is luc 4? is he 7?#who knows? certainly not sam!

may12324

Scanlan, Bramble, Sarge, Ranthiel, and Bobby Socks, from todays Red Nose day One-shot

#critical role #critical role art #exandria #by far the best haircut scanlan has ever had #Choose Their Adventure...Again! Critical Role Foundation One-Shot to Benefit Red Nose Day #scanlan shorthalt #bramble cr #sarge cr #ranthiel volthor #bobby socks #the glorious ones #the shattered teeth #vox machina #technically because scanlan is here #pre vox machina #critical role spoilers #red nose day

ilanarose7

Once upon a time, in the Shattered Teeth, in a time far before Vox Machina, Scanlan Shorthalt was attacked and knocked unconscious by a giant crab.

Bobby Socks, a literal child druid, brought Scanlan back to consciousness with a unicorn bandaid (aka cure wounds)

Scanlan, Bobby, and the rest of their party and Dr. Dranzel's band then went on to Tal'Dorei, where Scanlan eventually would meet some half-elf twins, a half-elf druid, a human gunslinger, a gnome cleric, and a goliath barbarian who would all become his close friends and would save Exandria

Without Bobby saving his life, Scanlan would not have saved the world

Bobby Socks is the true hero of Exandria

mayapapaya33

OR:

lol even as Bobby Socks Taliesin likes healing more than Laura as Jester.

#critical role #exandria #critical role spoilers #Choose Their Adventure...Again! Critical Role Foundation One-Shot to Benefit Red Nose Day #bobby socks #jester lavorre #taliesin jaffe #laura bailey #THIS IS A JOKE #the glorious ones #the shattered teeth #red nose day

owltattoo

I can't believe Bobby Socks the baby druid with the bobble belt is the SOLE reason scanlan made it to vox machina

#critical role #exandria #critical role spoilers #Choose Their Adventure...Again! Critical Role Foundation One-Shot to Benefit Red Nose Day #scanlan shorthalt #bobby socks #the glorious ones #the shattered teeth #vox machina #red nose day

I'm scrolling through old Critical Role one shots because the withdrawals are killing me and rediscovered Vox Moronica. I COMPLETELY forgot that I saw Ify Nwadiwe on CR looooooong before I ever saw him in anything on Dropout. Forgive me Ulfgar Fireforge!

Do I remember the plot of this charity one shot? No. IS there a plot to this charity one shot? I'm not sure lol. I'm also not sure if I ever actually watched this one shot or If I just watched the mini episode/ dnd tutorial they did with these characters while some of the cast were out sick before the K'Varn fight under Kraghammer.

#critical role #ify nwadiwe #vox moronica #ulfgar fireforge #vox machina #cr c1 #yes this happened before episode 28 of c1 so he who must be ignored is still there c'est la vie

may12324

'The Glorious Ones" From this years Red Nose Day one-shot!

Ranthiel the Human Warlock, Bobby Socks the druid halfling, Bramble the fairy barbarian, Sarge the halfling ranger (with Ethel), And a young Scanlan Shorthalt!

#critical role #critical role red nose day #critical role art #exandria #Choose Their Adventure...Again! Critical Role Foundation One-Shot to Benefit Red Nose Day #ranthiel volthor #bobby socks #bramble cr #sarge cr #scanlan shorthalt #the glorious ones #the shattered teeth #vox machina #technically because scanlan is there #pre vox machina #red nose day #critical role spoilers

artlasjc

I UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE!!

I know it hasn't been an easy month so far for most of the fandom, so I'm going to say a little fun reference that I caught in the last episode that aired this Thursday. Kent Puckler from Dr. Drazel's troupe in episode 113 said a line that when I heard it I thought there was something more to it.

At minute 30:00 of the last Live while Scanlan says goodbye to "The boys" and Grog says "Watch out for Bears" Kent Puckler says: "I, I have a Thing with Bears"

Of course, it was a loose sentence in the middle of a special episode with the cast playing with Vox Machina again, but I (as I do with a lot of things in this fandom) thought deeper about it and remembered a fact that I almost missed if I hadn't been glancing at Taliesin at that moment, just glancing at it.

Because when I looked at Taliesin and at the same time Sam by his side, I remembered the One Shot Choose Their Adventure...Again! From Red Nose Day, where after Liam couldn't appear as Bard for this one-shot (He escaped again!!) Sam had to replace him at the last minute and since Sam didn't have another character he instead played a younger and I would say "innocent" version of Scanlan Shorthald before Vox Machina was even formed and still lvl 5.

Oficial ART from Annalise Jensen here is on Tumblr too from @may12324 amazing ART

I lost focus a little, sorry, ADHD,

Returning to the Subject in this One-shot we are introduced to another character who interacts with both Scanlan and Kent, the character of Taliesin Bobby Socks the SON of Kent Puckler

Again same artist Annalise Jensen

Well, if you've read this far, you must be wondering what Bobby has to do with Kent Puckler's phrase. Well, it's simple because Bobby Socks is a DRUID class, a Shepherd subclass.

With a BEAR TOTEM Call Bauble.

So since this came to my mind I've been wondering if this means that Kent Puckler has a bear problem because he has a son who is a Druid and is a good child that when Bobby talks about his father the Bears bother him, or because Bobby's own Bear Totem OR even Bobby himself turns into bears to scare his father thinking it's a joke???

We'll never know because I'm probably overthinking a joke I made at the moment about bears being scary to a troupe of musicians being Centaurs on a Road Trip.

Anyway, I just wanted to bring a smile to the face of the person reading this and take away some of their worries about the world. <3 <3

So if you can go watch 2023 Red Nose Day One Shot and have a laugh about Bobby Socks and a young Scanlan Shorthald.

thanks for reading this far

Good morning, good afternoon or good evening to you reading and it's Thursday yet?

#critical role #critical role spoilers #bobby socks #kent plucker #scanlan shorthalt #dr dranzel #vox machina #Red Nose day 2023 #exandria #bells hells #cr c3 #c3e113 #(0:14:56)#oh I 100% believe matt did that on purpose #perhaps bobby took some bear themed revenge on kent for his shitty parenting at some point in the intervening years #Choose Their Adventure...Again! Critical Role Foundation One-Shot to Benefit Red Nose Day #the glorious ones #the shattered teeth

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