#c3e97

[ariadne-mouse]

Orym (Liam fishing for "Caleb Widogast"): who is this partner of yours

Essek (Matt using his high dex): his name is Bren

[annemarieyeretzian]

essek saying “the assembly has a tangled history with my partner and I.” and orym asking “who is this guy?” and politely adding “or woman?”

while I know this is most likely liam trying not to metagame too much I love the idea that all it took orym was one (1) look at essek – introduced to them by disguising himself in order to confront his partner’s ex and now still serving cunt in a frozen post-apocalyptic wasteland – to know there was No Way this man could possibly be straight

[twinklestarss]

Campaign 3 Episode 97: Ancient Sins

[unfortunatelyevent]

no but essek refusing to cast AOE spells almost the whole trip with the m9 to not hurt his friends and then doing 72 damage to bh in his FIRST TURN OF COMBAT with them is SO telling of him 😭

[calebwidotrash]

bh: okay so we need to fly-

orym: dorian can carry me.

bh: are you sure? we can each do-

orym: nope.

bh: orym we can use a higher spell slot-

orym: *already climbing onto dorian’s back* please don’t ruin this for me

[ravendruid]

Laura: Oh, just a Essek sandwich between Orym and Dorian. Ashley: Ooh, I want to get in on this! Liam: Echoes through the multiverse. Travis: The sounds of thousands of pens hitting-- Matt (slowly): He is taken.

[gyorklady]

Ashton: "Most cruelty is needless."

Essek: "That's what makes it cruel."

[acebender]

According to Matt in episode 97's Cooldown, Teven is Cabin Ron Swanson meets Tim Curry in Legend, so...

and

Artists, do with that whatever you will.