#c8djack_event

[davemiller1]

*Tie jack up and throw him at dave*

☆ "I swear it was around here.. Where is it..."

[davemiller1]

Huh? Is he sulking or something? Might as well brought him some gifts, man. Idk

What is he like?

☆ "Well-"

☆ " . . . "

☆ "I mean- I'm not certain.."

☆ "All the times I aproached him, he ignores me. But I havent thought of a gift yet-"

☆ "Wait. I know exactly what to give him!"

☆ "I'll be right back anons, stay right!"

[ . . . ]

[ like to many minutes later ]

♡ " . . . Oh, he isn't here, thank god."

♡ "In and out, in and- the fuck?"

♡ "Is that the weird ass camera he got..?"

♡ "... would he mind- No, no he shouldn't. Plus, I dont care if he minds or not."

♡ "How does this thing work... what kinda advanced ass shit did Dave get?"

♡ "Fuck I did something."

♡ "uhhhh-"

♡ "How do you delete that.."

[davemiller1]

Okay but real talk I think you and Dave would make a great couple

♡ "No."

[davemiller1]

would you consider hatefucking dave

-applesauce

♡ " . . . "

♡ "What the fuck is wrong with you people..."

[davemiller1]

Look at this bug

♡ "sure."

[davemiller1]

SHOOT THE PHONE LET US OUT

♡ "I- WHAT?? I DONT HAVE A GUN?? SORRY???"

[davemiller1]

No wonder you don't have friends. You act like a tolddler, Jack.

♡ "I act like a toddler?! Me?!"

♡ "Have you seen how pushy all of you are! I don't even know why I'm here still talking to you! I should be doing what phoney told me to do than waste my not so precious time on bastard like you!"

[davemiller1]

STOP IGNORING HIM LIKE A TEENAGE BOY AND GO TALK WITH DAVE LIKE AN ADULT!

♡ "Stop pressing into my business like children. You behave worse than the kids in the ballpit... and at least they can hold a successful business."