#c:ah

[allamericanteddy]

VOICEMAIL ☏ TEDDY → AUGGIE

TEDDY: Hey, it's me. I just thought you should know that I'm SO jealous you already got to watch Orphan Black, because I've hardly been able to catch my breath all weekend. Between Frankie and the Mystery Blonde - patent pending - it looks like you've definitely been in good company. Not to mention all the Maslany clones. I can't tell if I'm jealous more of them or of you. But I love you, and I promise I'll talk to you soon. And hopefully see you, like, really soon. [CLICK]

[thescissoringqueen]

*whispers* JJJaaadddeeee I think Tori might be gay! But you didn't hear it from me ok?

She's what?!

[thescissoringqueen]

But anywho my pie comes before you ok? Let Tori know for me.

I seriously doubt Tori will be more concerned with your stupid pie than she is with me.

[thescissoringqueen]

JADELYN.

SHUT IT.

[thescissoringqueen]

Hey now. My pie comes first Jadelyn. Ok?

Don't call me Jadelyn.

[thescissoringqueen]

So how's she evil?

She kissed my girlfriend. That's evil in itself.

[thescissoringqueen]

Can you make Tori share the pie with me?

If she's sharing pie with anyone, it'll be me.

[thescissoringqueen]

hey hey hey wassup Jade

Hey, Andre. I almost didn't recognize you. I'm alright. How have you been?