Jun 18, 2021
"Yo who wants to go rob a McDonald's real quick? They ain't give me my fries." Ladies gents enbies and others inbetween may I introduce to you Feral Carol.
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"Yo who wants to go rob a McDonald's real quick? They ain't give me my fries." Ladies gents enbies and others inbetween may I introduce to you Feral Carol.
"Who was gonna tell me this Momi chick is older than me.. I refuse to believe that shit when she runnin' round here actin like-"
"Oh nah there's the dust again!" Momi sneezed. "STAY BACK YOU FOUL BEAST!!"
"...Like that."
"Basically I want y'all to grab the biggest containers y'all have and we're gonna go steal McDonald's fries n' maybe the entire food supply if we feel like it." Feral Carol, everyone. They plan to commit several crimes.
Owo whats this-
"What the fuck is an owo and why am I being asked something about it-" Insert visible confusion from Carol.
"Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on."
"But that's even worse."
"The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace."
"Homophobia stole my fuckin' mcnuggets. Give that shit back"