#caaptainphasma

[bettycooperps]

RED, RAINBOW

RED = I hate you so much with a burning passion.  •RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

THOSE ARE CONTRADICTORY THINGS BUT IT’S U SO I’M NOT REALLY SURPRISED

[ambitionrps]

davi

shock. 

Gives nose/forehead kisses

all of me feels like this is much of an avi thing than a dara thing.

Gets jealous the most

they’re both preeeeeettttttyyyyyy bad at not being jealous. 

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

they’d both do this for each other or at least like call the other an uber~~

Takes care of on sick days

Dara is very used to working through being sick, so she’d take care of Avi and I feel like Avi would be a HUGE BABY. 

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Dara. 

Gives unprompted massages

definitely not dara, so by default avi. 

Drives/rides shotgun

avi drives, dara rides shotgun and sings terribly.

Brings the other lunch at work

both? or neither? this one is tricky. 

Has the better parental relationship

i actually think they both have good relationships with the fam which is soooooo interesting to me and i love it. 

Tries to start role-playing in bed

dara. UGH

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

imma go with avi on this one. bc this bitch is unpredictable. 

Still cries watching Titanic

DARA. 

Firmly believes in couples costumes

also dara

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

again dara. because Avi is like ‘here’s my music’ which is the most expensive gift of all time bc it cost her HER HEART but it doesn’t count. 

Makes the other eat breakfast

they both strike me as not huge brekafast eaters unless it’s breakfast for dinner or brunch. neither. 

Remembers anniversaries

AVI. 

Brings up having kids

daraaaa. stupid blonde bundle of cuteness.

[ambitionrps]

berryfabrayplays replied to your post “Why did most groups get rid of dash posts? Like… I really don’t get...”

wut

it’s like the cool thing - to only post basically f2fs and nothing else. no chat/dash interactions. just in person. it’s stupid. 

caaptainphasma replied to your post

“Why did most groups get rid of dash posts? Like… I really don’t get...”

flippin' this. it's a muse killer tbqh.

RIGHT?

[emiltons]

“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” nola bc duh

Because they’re professionals, baby, and you quite literally shrugged off my suggestion of stretching together as part of foreplay with a roll of your eyes, which you’ll regret that tomorrow when you’re bedridden and in need of my tender love and care and homemade heating pads, because right now I am so far from close so you need to do your job and fuck me. Please.

[ambitionrps]

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziploc ( dara/ella )

DARELLA

[text] they do say that’s the best way to keep things fresh![text] are we going to need a spare pair of panties? I will pack some.[text] ...i can’t find any of my underwear. MAYDAY.

[tobintitrps]

caaptainphasma

  is it weird that when i send memes to people i...

i do the same thing, character-depending.

oh good.

you gotta do what you gotta do ja feel?

[emiltons]

🐮

🐮 - Which of your muses is the strongest?

physically? well fin is a wnba baller, so she’s the most likely candidate. however, medhead’s a rower, and then you have a lot of tomboy!rachels who skate and free-run.

mentally, as in sure of who they are and happy in their own skin, probably dalton!rach or fc!rach.

MUNDAY MEME - MULTIMUSE EDITION