#cabbagecorporation

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If I were to date you we'd *insert really cool interesting date*

fuckin SOLD i’m yours

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Hey I just wanted to say listen to deepthroat by cupcakke if you haven't, it's a life changing song. You're welcome.

this was actually life changing i dont know whether to weep or thank you

[onettbound]

E T H A N

E: My Best Friend(s)

smallplantlife jamc1985 whitepowerbottom electricfeelmeup

T: Age I Get Mistaken For?

18? I mean I feel like I look my age..

H: Do I Smoke/Drink?

Nah bruh that stuff just gives me anxiety

A: Why My Last Relationship Ended?

Well, I mean we just weren’t compatible. I don’t really blame him nor do I blame myself; from the get-go he told me he wasn’t good with boyfriend relationships and well, that ended up being the case.

N: Favourite Place to Shop at?

Forever21 yo

[linbeifong]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😄🎉🎉

thank you so much ethan!!!!!!!

[mxngochan]

All of them Maggie. Just fucking do it nerd

1.Kissed a girl? Once, I felt bad for her actually.

2.Kissed a boy? Like 3.

3.Had sex in public? Nooooooo.

4.What’s your religion? Agnostic

5.What does your URL mean? Marching.... but in reverse.

6.Reason you joined tumblr? SAMANTHA  (aka froodooboogins)

7.Do you have any nicknames? Maggie or loser

8.Do you like bubble bath? Yeesss

9.Kissed in the rain? Yes

10.Dyed your hair? Just the tips

11.Soup or salad? Souuup

12.Vegetable or meat? Meat

13.Go out drinking? With my parents

14.Smoke cigarettes? Once or twice

15.Smoke weed? I was a pot head in like 8th grade

16.Do any hard drugs? No

17.Have you had sex today? Ha

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Yees, fun.

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted? The boyfriend

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? HA no

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game? Yes

22.Tried to commit suicide? Yeah

23.The last time you felt broken? Ehh

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? Yes

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Yes

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair? Long

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl? Hair and eyes

28.Do you sing in the shower? I doo

29.Do you dance in the car? Yesss

30.Where were you yesterday? Sammy's house and the pool

31.Ever used a bow and arrow? Yep

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? BAND PICTURES

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy? Nope

34.Is Christmas stressful? YES

35.Favorite type of fruit pie? Turtle and apple

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A princess (Which I am)

37.Do you believe in ghosts? Eh

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yeeeee

39.Take a vitamin daily? Nope

40.Wear slippers? Ye

41.Wear a bath robe? No

42.What do you wear to bed? Sports bra and yoga pants

43.Do you want to get married? I would like to

44.Can you curl your tongue? No

Relationship preference:

45.How many relationships have you had? 2 boyfriends 1 fling

46.How can I win your heart? Pizza

47.what makes a great relationship? Trust, telling each other how you feel and solving the problems instead of pushing them aside.

48.Shy OR open? Open

50.Religious OR non-religious? I would prefer non-religious but if my boyfriend was religious I would be okay with that

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you? Caring

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge? Idkk

53.Piercings OR no piercings? Either

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos? Either

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? Stay at home

[mxngochan]

If you ever think you're doing something unholy remember that my friend and I read all of the Jesus x Hitler fanfiction out loud in a restaurant.

[mxngochan]

Studies show that Ethan (otherwise known as cabbagecorporation) makes puppies sad at least 6 times a day. Are we going to let a puppy bully stay on tumblr? #stopethan2014

[linbeifong]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :D

THANK YOU!!!!