#biffle

[greenerdolls]

My wife is my biffle but she won't say it back. She can't stop laughing or finish her sentence. She's actually crying and choking rn. When I told her I'm taking to the Internet she guffawed in my face :(

[ansy1984]

Police say burglary, fraud targeting deceased NASCAR veteran Greg Biffle may be an inside job

Within hours of the plane crash that killed Hall of Fame NASCAR driver Greg Biffle, along with his wife and kids, authorities say someone was trying to break into his accounts and steal his money. Mark Strassmann has more details from police. Source link

Police say burglary, fraud targeting deceased NASCAR veteran Greg Biffle may be an inside job

[alycanne]

SCREW THIS CRAP I'M BRINING BACK SSUNDEE

Zud: What food item will I put peanuts in today

Zud: Any suggestions

Biffle: Water

Biffle: Like a glass of water

GarryBlox: i am going to stab you in Minecraft

Ssundee: uh acktually there are no stabbing weapons in minecraft, only slashing and projectile weapons ☝️ 🤓

GarryBlox: Trident 🤨

NicoVauld: That’s a projectile

NicoVauld: You throw it

GarryBlox: aaaaaaaaaaaa

Biffle: you so right

Zud: tnt?

Henwy: …

Sigils: explosive

Sigils: explosives are not stabbing weapons

Biffle: shrapnel stabs i think

Zud: if you try really, really hard

Zud: i think you could do it

Henwy: oh that too

Henwy: i was straight up thinking like

Henwy: sticking a tnt stick in someone's chest

Biffle: like that one guy

Zud: i am mentally stable 👍

Biffle: i keep forgetting his name

Ssundee: 1. shrapnel is not a separate weapon, its a part of an explosive 2. there is no shrapnel tnt in minecraft

Henwy: Phineas gage

Henwy: He was stabbed

NicoVauld: he was impaled

Zud: same thing

Zud: sorta

Ssundee: the iron rod was blunt

Zud: BUT HE WAS STILL STABBED

Zud: ????

Sigils: you can’t stab with a blunt object

GarryBlox: yes you can

GarryBlox: if you try hard enough

NicoVauld: THAT'S WHAT IMPALEMENT IS

Ssundee: the only reason why he was impaled was because an explosive gave it enough force to go through his eye socket

Sigils: impalement implies that a very large object passes all the way through someone or something

Sigils: stabbing is just piercing flesh

Sigils: stabbing can only go part of the way through someone but you could stab someone with a blunt object

Ssundee: also impalement is nearly always fatal, but stabbing isnt

Biffle: if you had the right amount of force

Biffle: not saying it's easy or likely

Biffle: just it's possible

Ssundee: you would need an obscene amount of force

NicoVauld: also stabbing usually needs human involvement i.e. you cant be stabbed by something that wasnt in the hands of a human, yours or anothers

NicoVauld: but you can be impaled by an object just sitting there

Biffle: i do agree with that

Ssundee: henceforth

Ssundee: phineas gage wasn't stabbed

Ssundee: he was impaled

Sigils: the tamping rod only entered his skull because the gunpowder ignited on accident

Russel: what is wrong with you guys

Zud: so

Zud: Peanuts in water then?

[thekeyofreason]

2024 in Pictures October - December (8/8)

[thekeyofreason]

2023 in Pictures

August - September (5/10)

[nonamem9]

my dream from earlier this morning.

Part 1: The Big Dick

my dick is big and wide and i destroyed a sheet of paper with it by moving the paper downwards quickly.

i was trying to make a circle paper cutout, it was rough around the edges but somehow not crumpled.

next.

Part 2: Sigils??

not sure why vince mcmahon made this event happen when it has nothing to do with wwe other than the ring but ok.

anyways, the game here is get as many cylindrical candy things yeah, and you get most of these from packs spread out in this house inside of the ring.

biffle did his turn but it was open and no house so he unfairly lost, and now its me and sigils' turn.

sigils' entrance video/card is him breaking a dangling cage shaped like a light bulb with a lightbulb in it, he broke it with a sledgehammer. the bulb is very low and is at sigils level.

he's now waring the green shirt.

somehow its a house with one of the walls being a bookshelf full of books. initially i hard carry him by getting a lot of the packs quickly and make him do most of the opening. some of these packs are in groups.

i then found these two instant noodle packs, one ramen and the other one im not sure, im suddenly out of the house and show it to the probably not real audience. for some reason they then hold the signs corresponding to one flavor to another. i throw one pack to my front and then the other to my right.

i think we won.

i woke up

[thekeyofreason]

2021 in pictures (2/3)

August - November

[cloudwardhoe]

I think its so cute and funny that 'bestie' has made such a big comeback. Like of all the slang terms it's gotta be one of the most light hearted and positive and fun.

And I hope biffle comes back. Because it has the same positive vibes but it's also super fun to say.