Apr 17, 2015
Oh! I do that to! I make sure to spit all over my armor to make it all shiny! Do you spit on your armor to Simmons?
“I-- Spit? Not always! There’s armor polish, Caboose! That’s...“Ew.
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Oh! I do that to! I make sure to spit all over my armor to make it all shiny! Do you spit on your armor to Simmons?
“I-- Spit? Not always! There’s armor polish, Caboose! That’s...“Ew.
Uh. Simmons. Freckles wanted to know how you keep your armor so shiny. Oh! I wanted to know that to. -Whispers- By the way it's me Caboose.
“...Oh thank goodness you told me it was you. I never would have guessed. Are we keeping that a secret?”“And I keep it shiny by polishing it every week.”“.... like you’re supposed to do.” “........Every week.”
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD AND HAPPY AWESOME FILLED BIRFIDAE, ERIN! -CA
AW THANK YOU, CABOOSE ANON
CAN I STILL BE ON TEAM FUCK THE BALL IF I DEFINE "FUCK" AS SQUISH ADORABLY?
You can do whatever you want, Caboose Anon.
Just remember that Team Fuck the Ball is the superior team.
DO I HAVE TO FUCK THE BALL? I WOULD REALLY JUST LIKE TO HUG HIM IN A SQUISHABLE PLUSHIE FORM. HAS SOMEONE MADE SQUISHY BOWLING BALL CHURCH PLUSHIE YET? I WANT ONE BADLY.
I mean you can be on Team Don't Fuck The Ball
Just know that that pits us on opposite sides of this debate
And that team is obviously not as good as mine
EXPLAIN #TUCKERFUCKEDTHEBALL2K15 FOR ME PLEASE. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. -CA
So there’s the livestream RvB rewatch thing that’s been going on (seasons 1-6 on Friday, seasons 7-9 tonight that just finished, probably the rest of the seasons tomorrow night) and when Epsilon showed up in his floating lazer bowling ball I and a few other people in the chat may have started joking about how we were gonna fuck the ball. And this escalated to an argument on should we fuck the ball or not, and who is fucking the ball, and I say that Tucker fucked the ball but that’s just me.
It’s just basically a meme from a very wonderful, very silly chat.
THREE SENTENCE FIC (OR MORE THAN THAT IF YOU WANT TO EXPAND ON IT, BECAUSE I SURE WOULDN'T MIND IF YOU DID): WASH REIMPLANTING EPSILON AND BOTH OF THEM FEELING COMPLETE AND WHOLE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE EPSILON TORE HIS WAY THROUGH WASH'S HEAD.
He expects it to hurt as much as last time, maybe even more, and his last thought before going under is God I hope I didn’t make the same fucking mistake again--but when he wakes up there’s no pain, no discomfort, not even the itch in the back of his head that he remembers from before.
Instead there is just a voice, dry and sarcastic and familiar, and so irritating that it was almost comforting.
"Hey asshole, it's good to be back."
I HAVE NOT SLEPT. I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR SCHOOL IN TWO HOURS. SURPRISINGLY I AM NOT TIRED, BUT I AM INCREDIBLY BORED AND TIME IS PASSING RIDICULOUSLY SLOWLY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS PHENOMENON.
Well I was going to suggest maybe doing what I do and putting on a playlist of Game Grumps videos and drifting off to those but that resulted in me dozing this morning and having a terrifying dream in which arin hanson was chasing me and screaming and when I woke up I realized that I could still hear him because I was dreaming about the video I was listening to
So yeah maybe don't do that.