#caboose mind

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Just kidding, real last one.

This was for Caboose/Simmons harem fic idea, where Simms goes into Caboose’s mind and runs into the other Reds and Blues. They all think he’s dating Mr. Caboose.

(read more for dialogue to figure out who tf I’m trying to be)

Grif: WoOOOW, Simon, you’re dating Mr. Caboose? You’re soOoOO lucky!

Donut: He’s so scary, and handsome!

Pirate Sarge: Yarr, he be makin’ me peg leg more wooden, if ye understand me jammerin’.

Church: You butt-muching fuckface-- get the fuck away from my boyfriend!

Mr. Caboose: But Church, you said that I was not your boyfriend, or even your best friend.

Church: Well I changed my mind, you fucking fuck-headed-- FUCK!!

Sis/Yellow Church: *sighs* Yeah, you can take him. I don’t really care.

Tucker: Wooow, are you guys gonna have babies? ‘Cause I had a baby. Even though they’re stupid and dumb. I’m gonna go sniff some butts now.