my dear siblings in arms last night we gained an unlikely but welcome ally for the mitch marner defense squad
he showed up in a cloud of mist then leapt into hand-in-hand combat vs. the leafs uncles who want to do a variety of things to mitch, ranging from cyberbullying him out of town to "healthy scratch[ing] him for 2 months so he wants to leave" (an actual idea someone thought to post publicly).
without further ado, i present: [cue gladiator soundtrack] Jfresh.
some additional observations:
if u look at the timestamps for these he was fully in the trenches battling from 3pm-1am.
his calm replies make the uncles look even more obtusely deranged than they already are
he may be doing this with the ulterior motive of trying to get mitch on the penguins and honestly....let's fuckin go
