#cactus butt

[glenncoco4]

So on my second trip to Walmart today, I was on my way to get some seeds 😂 and walked passed this deep and meaningful mug and just had to get it.

[stansbizzle]

The Lion King (1994)

[askthegirlwhowaited]

Kassy: day two at Disneyland went super well!! Met up and spent the day with @frostplayers and ran around as Jack, Elsa, Rapunzel and Anna xD One last day at the parks tomorrow

[outregeneration]

🌵 NEW CactASS in bloom! This yellow-flowered beauty is giving sunshine, sass, and succulent booty realness. No water needed, just love (and a little giggle every time you walk by it). Handmade and totally unique.

🌞 Now up at Outré Generation https://outregeneration.etsy.com

Reblog if you’d let this cactus sit on your shelf 👀

[amatsero64]

Getting you and ate when they have face stubble

Cactus butt

@dhdingo

[mirtadraws]

another old sketchbook page.

I don’t even know if “sitting on one’s work” is a phrase that makes any sense in the English language lol

[xxmolls]

one of the great triumphs of my life was when i was 4 i was pretending to be a bunny hopping around my friend's backyard and i accidentally sat on a cactus... i didn't actually realize i had sat on a cactus though until my parents were giving me a bath that night and they were like "... what are these ... things stuck all over your butt?? molly... did you... did you sit on a fucking cactus??" and i was like ".... oh. yeah, probably?? i mean, that's the only explanation that makes sense, right? and it really sounds like something i'd do."

and i tried to block the rest of that night out of my memory, but basically it involved pulling all of the cactus spikes out of my butt one by one.

moral of the story: who the fuck has cacti in their backyard in buttholeville, missouri?! what if i had been an actual bunny!

[engilith]

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