old 2012 Yogscast fantasy AU stuff that I found on my phone dated 5/9/12
Yogscast Legendry
The land of Yogg is a strange place, full of odd wonders and strange people. Here roam Skylords and Creepers, Zombies and slender looking people, and of course dwarves.
To the north lies the forsaken Flatlands, a curiously horizontal land thick with slimes. Strange ruins litter the wastelands, beset with spelling errors and the like. The explorer-adventurer Nilesy and his hybrid panda companion, having plunged the depths of Sheol, have taken on the challenge to find “the diamonds in the rough.”
Bordering the flatlands lies a great forest. The locals call it the Kingdom of Saplings, and they claim that occasionally, a voice can be heard amongst the leaves. This spirit is the Littlewood, known for its sweet tunes and engaging commentary. An adventurer must be wary, though, lest they become saplings themselves.
The small forest borders a great city, built on the dirt fields of the lowlands. The Architect fled to this place after the Great Rift, seeking refuge in the lands of Lord Sips. Once, House Sips ruled the entirety of the north - but they have fallen on hard times. In exchange for the Lord’s protection from the alchemist and the scientist, the architect Sjin is helping Lord Sips regain his family’s empire through an ambitious plan involving dirt. They say that at night, you can see the Architect flying around, summoning stones to build with - but they also say that the beaver mafia is after them. Who knows? The city of dirt is not yet done, but it will be one day.
There is and always will be, however; a greater city. It is named Israphel, and all other cities lie in its shadow. We shall not talk of Israphel and all the darkness that lies within
On the other side of Yogg, an unwary adventurer might stumble across some strange machines. These are the work of Lalna, the thaumaturge. He knows the ancient legends of thaumcraft and yogbox and tekkit, and he uses this eldritch knowledge to craft artifacts of scientifik potency.
The sorceress paladin Lomadia is a renowned hero, rumoured to be the cause of the dinosaur’s extinction. She is notoriously secretive, leading to much rumours and gossip. Perhaps she is part-owl, perhaps she has teamed up with Lalna, perhaps she is sweet on the spaceman of legend, but she’s not telling.
Darkness covers the south, a creeping darkness that curls around the world. Mushrooms grow to a prodigious size and even the cows have fungi on their backs. These are the providence of Zoeya, the mycomancer - disturb her fungus and you will find yourself small and full of spores. She is only the apprentice to a greater power, who dwells in a great basalt tower in the middle of the darkness. He is Rythian, the alchemist mage with the ability to change light to matter. He seeks revenge on Sjin and Lalna, but his power was diminished when the world cracked.
In the midst of this feud, there is a prophecy involving a spaceman and a dwarf. The spaceman will come from an enterprising ship and meet a red bearded dwarf. This dwarf have not been found yet, this dwarf with a love for explosions and holes. When these two meet, they will embark on a great adventure and reunite the broken world - or break it more.
Notes
- Explorer is a valid occupation here as much of the planet is unexplored. Nilesy is one, and Gamechap and Bertie are also explorers with a vested interest in danger. Golden sword of justice!
- there was a planet before, of Minecraftia, the only survivors from that time are Sjin, Rythian and Lalna (and Zoeya) - and they basically exploded the place. Oh shit. Everyone else are reincarnations of their Minecraftia selves.
- Zoeya is a strange case - The others
- the four have strange powers
- Xephos is a member of an alien race, the Spacemen - Sips is descended from the spacemen, Sjin would have been but
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