#caer bear

[beausjester]

[Text] Can you come pick me up? May have been drinking and may have also punched out a guy for talking shit. // [Text] Report to my bedroom immediately for snuggles. // [Text] Help, I'm alone in a crowd and trying to look cool by texting you. //

[Eric]: That’s my girl![Eric]: Hope you removed his testicles, as discussed.[Eric]: Wait, where are you? I’m not flying to Colur for this![Eric]: Ffs, I’m calling Flower.

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[Sasha]: Da, moy kapitan![Sasha]: No cats are invited to the snuggles.[Sasha]: Serious.[Sasha]: *crying cat emoji*

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[Tigger]: But Wendy, I am a simple nerd with no coolness to speak of[Tigger]: … *sunglasses emoji*[Tigger]: SHIT COVER BLOWN ABORT MISSION 

[beausjester]

♛ *throws at your head* CROWN FOR U

DO NOT THROW THINGS AT ME U SAVAGE

My favourite thing about your blog: the fact i have my own tag and the tag for feminist stuff is ‘red lipstick and no capes’

What fandom I associate you with the most: theatre fandom. just all of it.

What I think of your URL: its pretty like you uwu

If I follow you and why: duh of course we’re friends

[beausjester]

watching pewdiepie play horror games with lis manda and kristy is a poor life choice

i'm having PALPITATIONS 

[beausjester]

I cast you as Enjolras because I think you'd play 'srs Enjolras is srs' in a very funny way and be very enthusiastic about the whole thing. But then again, I also want to see you be Glinda because the mental image of you singing Popular is brilliant. ;D

maybe i could be both, eh? get enjolras into a glinda dress and take down the corrupt system of the emerald city~

[beausjester]

☝ ★ ♥♬ ✍ ☄ ® ✏ *throws gently at your head*

ouch you dinkleberg don’t throw things at me

How tall are you?

unreasonably short. like, 5”4 or something

Do you want any tattoos?

oui. i want a tiny daisy on the inside of my left wrist.

Do you like anyone?

aside from dead fictional revolutionaries, alas, not.

Top five favourite songs?

i hate you.

radioactive - imagine dragons

new ceremony - dry the river

bird song - florence + the machine

just like heaven - the cure

icarus - bastille

poet - bastille

A story from your childhood.

my dad fell off a pedalo and spent about ten minutes floundering in the water like an utter lemming while all me, my brother and my step mum did was tape it and consider sending it to you’ve been framed.

he lacks upper body strength and we were all laughing too hard to pull him back up 

I wish…

to be having smaller tits so i can wear pretty dresses

What are your favourite foods?

milanese chicken and lasagne and pizza and nandos and bruschetta and crisps and french fries and victoria sponge cake and are you sure you want this list?

Random fact about you.

i saw the chronicles of narnia: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe seven times at the cinema. i didn’t even like the movie all that much.

[beausjester]

#wait emily is tagging her posts what

yes friend, i am a grown woman now

[beausjester]

I wanna say hi to the person too, hello person.

amy, lis, kristy - GO AND GREET EACH OTHER

you are all rpers and from canada, usa and england respectively. NOW SHOO.

[beausjester]

Also, I've just started reading the Fault in Our Stars. At what point will I be crying hysterically?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA