#caesar thirst

[theladysexpistol]

I don't want to live in a world where I'm expected to just choose between Joseph and Caesar. The only correct answer is "threesome"

That is fair, correct. Like to be between those two boys is just 🤤

I’m still trying to write that sexy caejose x reader shot, should really get back into that lololol

I kept this photo on my phone for inspiration... 🥵

Just imagine being with them like this, I can’t handle

[theladysexpistol]

*clears throat* Tying up Joseph and riding Caesar in front of him. Every so often reaching over to give him teasing kisses and touches just to keep him from complaining ~toooo~ much. But also ya GOTTA make a show out of it. Make him work for it ya know? 😏 And when hes earned it just TAG TEAM HIM TIL HIS LEGS SHAKE. Oof if I keep this up I might just drop this as a request cuz hot damn 😍 Im thirsty for the BT boys today i guess

I exist in a constant state of thirst for the Battle Tendency boys so it’s okay and also very unfair that you would send this to me unsanctioned, with no warning

I would never threesome in real life but Joseph and Caesar... they just work too good together to not want it.

I like you and Caesar teaming up to demolish Joseph (and he’s loud af too) but god Joseph and Caesar tagteaming you? My fave. They would make you tremble itd be so good. Working together and simultaneously trying to one up each other like I’m sitting here in my bed drooling

[theladysexpistol]

Good evening my dudes let’s thirst for some jojo characters 2nite. Anyone will do. I happen to feel very thirsty for Joseph and Caesar today, as usual.

[theladysexpistol]

This question has been at the back of my mind for a while but uhh which Jojo character was the first character you've ever simped for?👀👀👀👀

First character I simped for idk if it really counts because I wasn’t like in love WITH him just loved him is Speedwagon. Kinda same with part 1 Dio

First character I fell in love with was Joseph. Absolutely. Fantasized about him a little too much. Caesar too, but Joseph was like, BAM. First episode I simped for the man

[theladysexpistol]

I'm far too intimidated and awkward for a 3way IRL (unless I got to choose both people, in which case it would be celebrities Im in love with so I guess I'll just keep that locked away lmao) BUT there are a couple JoJo duos and even trios I would absolutely let tagteam me with no questions asked lmao. CaeJose 3way lives in my head almost constantly. Holy shit if they took turns on me I probably wouldn't walk for several days. GOD the dirty talk would drive me insane 🥵🥵

Gonna have to hard agree with this entire ask, nonnie

The boys they’re just... they’re just too good

And yeah there’s a couple other duos I’d like too...

I know next to nothing about Johnny and Gyro because I’m still on part 6 but @kindajared (sorry for the ping lol) has absolutely converted me, would like both of them too. Guess I like Zeppeli boys 🙃

[theladysexpistol]

YES JONATHAN CRACK MY BACK PLZ. Jonathan would be the most gentle. Hed be the one who picks you up and lets you hang comfortably. Joseph would be the "squeeze you til it cracks" type of guy, and I think Caesar would be somewhere in the middle on his strategy. Its embarrassing but true to admit I'd probably moan and humiliate myself lmfao.😂 Or just go limp for a sec and flop against them. But also that's all I'd ever want in life 🥺🥵

Feels. Especially if JOSEPH picked me up I think my soul might leave my body before he even squeezed

[theladysexpistol]

Ooooh sending good vibes for your new job!!! Here's more Joseph and Caesar lovin as a gift mwah. An image in my head that FUELS me is a bad guy trying to threaten me, and then Joseph and Caesar push me behind them and shield me with their bodies while making sure I'm out of harms way and just HHHHH the thought of them getting really protective. Joseph grabs me and hugs me, turning his back to the attack to keep me shielded and covering my head and I just 🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭

Thank you for the vibes

Absolutely there is nothing I want more than to see Joseph and Caesar in action like the two of them would be sooo protective

[theladysexpistol]

I'm picturing being cornered by an enemy and then Joseph and Caesar come up and yeet them outta the way. Joseph just starts his witty verbal beat down, predicting their next line and all that, and Caesar just gently checks you over and cradles you to make sure you're not hurt and Joseph is just attacking whoever it is and ugh my heart its too pure 😭😭

Sorry for the late reply, I thought I answered this one!

Also 🥵🥵🥵

Boys please I’m LITERALLY begging you. I would pay real money to watch Joseph and Caesar beat the shit out of assholes