#speedwagon thirst

[theladysexpistol]

This question has been at the back of my mind for a while but uhh which Jojo character was the first character you've ever simped for?👀👀👀👀

First character I simped for idk if it really counts because I wasn’t like in love WITH him just loved him is Speedwagon. Kinda same with part 1 Dio

First character I fell in love with was Joseph. Absolutely. Fantasized about him a little too much. Caesar too, but Joseph was like, BAM. First episode I simped for the man

[theladysexpistol]

Being between Jonathan/Speedwagon sounds like an absolute dream if i wasn't so incredibly small lmao. I think Jonathan's bicep is larger than me. But the idea that they're both generally reserved bois who act like gentlemen makes me want to rile them up. I feel like i have a hard time thirsting cuz they're just so damn WHOLESOME 😂 But nevertheless, the thirst continues. I feel like Jonathan is pretty shy and very easily flustered. They'd both be getting showered in compliments the whole time 🥰

Oh yeha jonathan is shy and gentle until you get him riled up lmaooo Speedwagon would be a good lover absolutely I 100% believe that

Both of them are husband material for sure thou so gentlemanly

[theladysexpistol]

SPEEDWEED CONTENT SPEEDWEED CONTENT 😍 Oh to be the receiver of his affection 😍 Yo if Speedwagon was lookin at me all lovestruck and nervous I think Id literally just curl up and melt 😭 Especially cuz Id be doing the SAME DAMN THING 😭😍 NERVOUS SPEEDWAGON GAVE ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN. I wanna make the sweet guy all blushy 😍😭

Lol yeah I was like originally gonna go wholesome but then I was like. But what if I made the reader evil so that’s a thing that will probably never get a continuation but it sure was fun to come up with 😂

[theladysexpistol]

Ong imagine the absolute GOD TIER hug you'd get if Jonathan and Speedwagon found you upset. That smush would be HEAVENLY 😭 Hhh Im so tiny i think they'd more or less just end up hugging each other except Im there too 😂 Suffocated by the tiddies and I wouldn't want it any other way 🥺 Omg to be kissed on the cheek by both of them at the same time holy shit Id just melt onto the ground right there 😍😍😍😍

I’d spontaneously combust if either of them wanted to kiss me let alone both Jesus Christ 😩

[theladysexpistol]

IVE BEEN IN A SPEEDWAGON MOOD ALL DAY SO THANK GOODNESS 😍 Legit I just wanna fall asleep on his shoulder. Like Im doing that cheesy "I'm trying so hard to stay awake so I don't sleep on my crush" and hes doing the "oh no someone is laying on me therefore I must not move ever again" 🥺🥺🥺 HED BE SO COMFY THO 😭😭😭

Helllll yeah, Speedwagon stans come thru

Also that’d be so fuckin cute Speedwagon ABSOLUTELY would freak out about moving and waking you up like. He is such a gentleman and a good guy and also he can totally get it we all forget but he warmed up Zeppeli’s frozen arm on those rock hard abs baby

[theladysexpistol]

I love that you allow me TO send random thoughts and thirsts cuz thats pretty much how I live but ive got no one IRL who understands WHY I want Joseph to bodyslam me into a table 😭 Yall on here GET me, man. Where else amd I supposed to scream about how underappreciated Speedwagon is at 3 in the morning? You're rad, thanks for putting up with some of my random thoughts 💕💕💕 I've always got more lmao

I absolutely get you can I also have Joseph Joestar body slam me into a table and kiss me very roughly

The best part about my brother getting into JoJo is that we have absolutely discussed how underappreciated Speedwagon is at 3am. I’ve done that a lot... actually 😅 We Stan Speedwagon in my household

Inbox is always open, I’m just watching it get fuller and fuller every day I don’t post shit. I’m working on things slowly, mostly cuz I have like ZERO free time now but I’m done with this job in a week so I’ll be able to write more ❤️

[theladysexpistol]

I'm flipping the script! What if Speedwagon fell asleep on ME? I had the perfect little daydream of this and its so cute. Like his eyes are getting heavy and Id welcome him over so he could rest a head on my shoulder but I'd find him a nice blanket and help him get his coat off to be comfy 🥺🥺🥺 Ahhh my heart 😭😭😭

Also fucking cute

Soft Speedwagonnn 😩