#cafe tag

[batmanshole]

just spent 26 dollars at a fucking coffee shop jesus christ the coffee was ass also. and there was no room to study so i didnt even get anything done. 10oz unflavoured latte for almost 7 dollars im gonna kill you. pastry was good tho

[heartfullofleeches]

HIHI roblox anon SO. i was cluttering jasp’s apartment (i made it in the same building as v btw :3) and i thought “damn i wish i could put shoes on the floor :(“ AND THEN I REALIZED DOES JASPER WHERE SHOES?:?:?:?:?: bc like i’ve always imagined them being full on naga bc they’re always talking about their eggs but now i’m not sure if they’re just a human with like a few snake characterics 😭

also does the cafe have 1 or 2 floors bc i added to by accident and thought it looked cool

Y'know- I've always imagined them as a hybrid meaning human with snake characteristics, but now especially after some fanart I'll link after this I'm kinda think maybe they're able to shift back and forth somehow. A were-snake or something.

The Cafe has one floor, but there's some seating up on the roof which could act as a second floor

[heartfullofleeches]

may you please tell me which of your ocs aren’t cis so i can imagine freaky t4t sex with them<3 (and tag them bellow too pretty please</3)

-smilesaurus anon

Trans Fem

Clementine [android lady]

Bo/Shanna [sheep girl] (no seperate tag for her - every fic is under the #cafe tag)

Cherry Milk [cow girl] (milk farm tag)

Lollie [lollipop girl]

Lilith [bunny girl

Trans Masc

Vendetta [magical boy

Orange Murder Clown (again, no seperate tag)

Spice Milk [cow] (milk farm tag)

Ben [animal lover

Paxton [don't know how to describe this lad... horror enthusiast?]

Gummi [gummy bear guy]

There are way too many NB ocs for me to list. Like every other dork here is athey/them or a they/it.

Liu [butcher/parasite] is genderfluid. So are Beau [unicorn] and Dea [worshipper god] <- all comfortable with he/she/they to different degrees. Damsel is.... Damsel. Regardless of their agab which changes like the seasons, pronouns are up to whoever referring to them since they don't care how they are perceive despite their current form

Bugman is that Bug. (pronouns are They/It/Bug]

And i think thats a good enough list for now.

[heartfullofleeches]

i think you have a bunch of submissive ocs and...how do i put this.......i could not top if my life depended on it and i kind of want to know how that would go over with your ocs, like, is that a dealbreaker for anyone?

wait. what am i even saying? they're yandere

*grabs Prince by the collar of his shirt*

"you're going to top me and you're going to fucking like it"

Prince is as submissive as they come, but he's also a people pleaser and desperate to do anything that'll make his boss happy so service top is something I could see in his future. Just don't be surprised if he asks you to play with his collar a lil' or for you to tell him if he's doing a good job or not. Or if he's louder than you despite being on top. He's a vocal guy especially in the bedroom and that noise is bump up when he finally has you to keep him company for the night, and hopefully ever

"Your wish is my command, Boss! Just - guide me a bit, if ya don't mind. Tell me what you like and I'll take it from there. Would hate to disappoint you, but knowing myself I'll do just fine."

<- That last bit is a complete lie - He is stressing the fuck out and trying to think about things to distract himself during because the sight of you beneath him would make him a totally mess. He's head over heels for you and just wants you to be proud of him so bad-

[heartfullofleeches]

Male Hyena Hybrid Yan + Male Cafe Worker Reader

[Reader mentioned to be bi/pan/unlabeled]

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"Say, Boss.... Do you... Do you like guys?"

Sweaty palms. A nervous twitch muddying the conviction in his brazen smirk as your back faces him - blind to his struggles. This is so much harder than all those shitty romance flicks his boys suggested made it out to be- It's not like he's even confessing anything to you yet. The wound is still fresh and he needs to figure out where you stand before dousing himself in flames.

"Like.. guys?"

A sneaking peek over your shoulder stokes a fit of giddy airy laughter in the hyena. Prince clamps a hand over his mouth, welding his jaws closed as he steers his eyes towards the growing pile of dishes in your arms.

"Lemme start over-" Prince drops his hands from his mouth, tucking them into the pockets of his jeans. "I know you 'like' dudes considering we're buds and all, but I meant like... like-like guys."

"I know what you meant, Prince- Excuse me." Brushing past Prince, you carefully lower the mountain of dishes into the cart next to him. "It would've been nice if you waited till I got off to ask, but to answer your question; Yes, I do."

"Great." That's amazing, actually. The best news he's heard in years.

"I like everyone pretty much. Well, I'm attracted to whoever I'm attracted to, is what I'm getting at."

Prince gets that. He was only ever into girls before he met you, but then again he's never met anyone like you. Thoughtful, good looking, easy to talk to- People would die for a chance to date you, clearly evident by the waitlist lining months in advance.

"Boss likes everyone, huh...."

Doesn't that mean I have more people to compete with for his love?

The realization nails Prince like a bucket of ice water after a weekend with his college friends.

No...

"Boss..."

"Is everything alright, Ash?-"

Hearing the spike in his shrill whimpers, you instinctively reach your arms outward as he crumples against you. Caressing his ears as he whines into the crook of your neck, you hush him softly.

"Asher, what's wrong, boy? What's got my brave Prince feeling down?"

"I'm like an eight for a guy - thats like a four compared to a girl! Either wear a blindfold or you can't work here anymore!"

[heartfullofleeches]

Prince [Hyena Hybrid Yan] has never had a crush on a guy before crossing paths with male Cafe worker darling so at first glance he treats his attraction to darling as an intense level of admiration and respect.

"Boss is such a chill dude- I've never met a regular human like 'im, as if anyone could compare. It's great to have someone I can really be myself around-"

"If you really respect the guy you should kiss him on the mouth."

"Who tf said that???"

Prince, staring at himself in the mirror- "Oh."

[heartfullofleeches]

Are we talking about yandere cafe?? My beloved?? I miss??

Guess so- Workin on some more Prince stuff, but I'm up for talking about the others too. Clyde/Spot was the first bunny I ever made for this blog I think, I miss that sweet weirdo. Trick, Honey, Doc, Bear, Bo- So many loveable hybrids from that series

[heartfullofleeches]

Henchman behavior

Prince would make for a good henchmen all jokes aside- He wants you to be happy so bad he'll do anything for you and he's already committed his own list of crimes so what's the harm in racking up a few more for the person he loves and respect most?

Steal something? "On it, boss!"

Hurt someone? "Nobody gets my boss' bad side and gets away with it!"

Take a shower? "....But I took one like yesterday, Boss... :("