Nov 26, 2024
Say, when was the last time you had anything to eat?
- @askcaffeinatedstanfordpines
That was…hm. I ate an orange yesterday. Or was that two days ago…?
Regardless. Can I presume this is some sort of invitation?
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Say, when was the last time you had anything to eat?
- @askcaffeinatedstanfordpines
That was…hm. I ate an orange yesterday. Or was that two days ago…?
Regardless. Can I presume this is some sort of invitation?
…Actually, seeing you shooting another Bill has me fairly certain you actually are no longer possessed. Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot, in that case. Here, take this bag of espresso and a portion of the cured meat I’ve managed to obtain.
- @askcaffeinatedstanfordpines
…How generous. Here—
[Ford pulls his glasses up to show his usual pupils]
Now you’re a hundred percent certain. I suppose you wanted to hear about your dimension’s Bill. I heard from his own mouth-eye directly, he’s planning on having some other Ford build him a portal. They made a deal—though I’m not sure of its exact binding. If he played along and didn’t consume alcohol for a week, the terms of the agreement would be met. He’s celebrating the week’s passing today. I would assume he’s already…er, indisposed.
*he’s passed out and surrounded by shopping bags full of coffee beans. Looks like an otherwise normal Ford save for the compression gloves and weighted bracelets*
- @askcaffeinatedstanfordpines
OOOOH, ANOTHER SIXER? AND THIS ONE'S NAPPING!
[Bill boops Ford on the nose]
WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD, RISE AND SHINE! GUESS WHO YOU JUST WALKED INTO!