#cageddarling

[thexkingofkings]

but guys my wife came back omg

[silvanisms-blog]

valentines questions 1 through 35 >:D

Valentine's Day questions

{✮— no elory just no. you're creating a mess. no one likes valentine's day

1:Do you have a crush at the moment?

mmhmm yeah. this guy is great in everyway

2:Have you ever been deeply in love?

almost, maybe but i'm pretty sure i was just in a hardcore like.

3:Longest relationship you've ever been in?

i'm not sure o.o 

4:Have you ever changed for someone?

ahaha nope. if you don't like me for me then we won't work

5:How is your relationship with your ex?

he's in ireland so...............

6:Have you ever been cheated on?

nope but if the bitch did then i'm cutting him

7:Have you ever cheated?

nope

8:Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

ah no. that's ridiculous

9:What's the most important part of a relationship?

if the person can make great food, yo. 

10:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

serious relationship

11:When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

no. i'll just break up with you period

12:How many people have you ever hooked up with?

like none

13:What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

nothing.

14:What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

if they're my kids then they're not having sex until they're older than me. but maybe eighteen. the fuck of i know

15:Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?

yes and no

16:Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

maybe. i've never had it so i wouldn't know

17:Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

no. i just, how does that even work?

18:What do you consider a deal breaker?

if the person is an ass or has no personality and or is abusive

19:How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

when you don't feel like it's going anywhere

20:Are you currently in a relationship?

nope i'm too cool for that

21:Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

yeah sure

22:Do you think people should date their friends?

maybe. i've never done it but it might be awkward

23:How many relationships have you had?

oh you know

24:Do you think love can last forever?

yeah, my parents are a test of that

25:Do you believe love can conquer all things?

no. bitch, love can't conquer death or mad cow disease

26:Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

no

27:If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

don't date. dating is hard and it's ridiculous and it's silly 90% of the time, you're better off single

28:Do you think long distance relationships can work?

maybe, i've never had it.

29:What do you notice first about another person?

their eyes and hair.

30:Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

straight

31:Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

bothered? no. feel sad? incredibly, especially if they were dying.

32:Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

no. i don't do that stuff, someone hits me and i'm hitting them back

33:Do you want to get married one day?

yeah, course

34:What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

that's a huge no-no. i believe that once you get their name, things are bound to be doomed and what'll happen once you guys split up? just no

35:Could you be in a relationship without sex?

yeah. i'm not a big sexual person so i could live without it.

[thexkingofkings]

cageddarling said: my hubby is the prettiest freaking thing ever <3

i would agree with that but tbh my wife is like 10x more gorgeous, trust.

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you must have me confuused!

[thexkingofkings]

ORDINARY DAY BY VANESSA CARLTON IS MOST DEFINITELY PETER AND WENDY'S SONG.

[panoflostboys]

We'll be Buggle Coconuts and 2 Cent Candy the porn star crime fighting detective duo.

[silvanisms-blog]

you left me out in the rain when you just walked awAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{✮— my sister would be so proud of you right now. }

[silvanisms-blog]

but i found my one true love, couldn't show you how i feel. i was stupid baby

{✮— are you really singing bi rain to me? }