Hello my dear Emily, how is your week so far? I hope your doing great 😘, i would go for dealer's choice number 16, i'm so excited for what to come 😊
backstory: in Boise there’s an outdoor like “zoo” that has a bunch of native fish in tanks near the Boise River. and it was shut down bc HOBOS WERE SNATCHING FISH OUT OF THE TANKS 😂
“Clyde slow down,” you huffed behind him, waddling as you tried tp keep up. You were currently pregnant with twins, lucky for you after birthing triplets. Clyde had insisted you needed fresh air, saying that it wasn’t healthy to be in the house all day when you were pregnant. But he wasn’t the one who had to wrangle the three nightmare children you had, all three girls were maniacs. Currently chasing their father on three separate leashes... MANIACS.
“Come on babies,” Clyde whistled, “There's tons of fish in here, you’ll see how pretty they are.”
“Daddy, I don’t like fish,” Evelyn huffed, crossed her arms over her chest as she pouted. Only to be pushed over by the oldest triplet, “Shut up-Daddy hold me I wanna poke one!”
“Laramie! Be nice to your sister!”
“Mommy,” Chloe tugged on your skirt, “Laramie hit me in the car.”
You rolled your eyes, mumbling under your breath ‘snitches get stitches’. “I’m sorry baby,” you picked her up, finally catching up to Clyde who had Laramie on his shoulders. Her tiny fists digging into his hair as she eyed the fish, swimming along in the tank. “Hey-put her down, there's no lid on there.”
“She’s fine darlin’,” Clyde smiled at you, “Ain’t you babygirl?”
She nodded enthusiastically, a tiny hand gripping the glass edge of the tank. You swatted Clyde, giving him a ‘are you serious’ look. He rolled his eyes, “We can’t have one of em, gotta catch em ourselves.”
“Daddy I like that one,” Chloes finger smeared on the glass, pointing at some giant salmon swimming near her. Clyde nodded along, spewing useless facts about the fish. You rubbed Evelyn’s back while you looked around, noticing all the pretty flowers and birds. Showing her them instead of the fish since you weren’t a fan either.
A splash and a screech, “Daddy I caught one!”
She was sitting on Clydes shoulders, a fish in her left hand wiggling around. Water flying everywhere as Chloe screamed and Clyde stared at her in awe.
“Look!” she grinned at the dying fish, “Now it’s mine.”
You shook your head, “Clyde! It’s dying! Put it back!”
“How in the hell,” he mumbled, ignoring your pleas and sticking his own arm in the tank. Snatching out an even bigger one and grinning at his children, “Look, daddy got a better one.”
Now both of them were holding the fish up by their tails, more families staring at them slack-jawed as you wrangled your remaining children. Needless to say Fish and Game was not happy with them, and now Clyde and Laramie have mugshots hanging at the entrance.
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