#cain rants

[colby-jac-cheese]

Currently in my physics lab. I have decided math is fake and it can kiss my ass.

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opinions on vivziepop??

love helluva boss! I got in for Hazbin Hotel and ended up staying around for a long while! i haven't watched any of the more recent work they have done, but I'll check in every now and then to see what's new. 10/10 would watch again!

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My therapist is making me face my repressed emotions by forcing me to describe them how I would while writing a story. she said not to worry about what their actually called, and but write any and all emotions I know. NOT what I feel during the week! just how I know and experience emotions in a broad sense. I hate that its working and being fun to do.  damn you Megan for making me realize I have been feeling emotions, I just didn't recognize them. I now have a five page google doc of emotional states I have noticed in the past and can now refer too in order to help identify what I'm feeling.  well played.

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Hey guys! do you have tritophobia or Ommetaphobia? No? Cool cool cool. Hey on an unrelated note yall wanna see my newest dnd character?

Cool under the bar!

Their a homebrew changeling warlock, pact of the observer. Their patron is the eldritch god of story, the actor.

Instead of uncanny visiage. they have a ability called “emetophobia” where once per long rest, they can force one creature within their eyesight to roll a wisdom saving throw of a 10+ the casters charisma modifier. On a fail the target is frightened, and 1d4 secrets or standard information is revealed. On a successful save the target is still frightened, but no secrets are revealed. It lasts until their concentration is broken.

The first image is a unsuccessful save, and the second image is a successful save.

[colby-jac-cheese]

Considering dropping the poorly written in space with markiplier weed fic chapter for my A03 series. . . maybe. . .

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Explaining gender envy to a cis man

[cain796]

The Adventures of Rhastan Pt. 4

It has been a while and my gods has this gone downhill fast. But man do I love my wonderful dragonborn, Rhastan. Poor guy always needs a hug. 

The DM ret-conned his god-modding of Narrock so that Rhastan had hallucinated it and Damaia intuitively moved away from Narrock slightly and threatened him should he touch her. We’re still a new party in character so it was a better fix. 

Anyways, the DM took my advice and had a couple bandits exit the camp at that time. Rhastan being the proud dragonborn he is, decided he could talk his way out of this shit and tried to deceive the bandits saying that he and the rest of the party were new bandits. It worked until the bandits questioned why only rhastan looked like a bandit and everyone else was clean. Previously, he had used prestidigitation to look filthy and beat up, like a bandit, but no one else wanted him to do that to them. Anyways, his brilliant excuse was that the other three were under the notion of “dress to impress” and that they would be taken on as bandits if they looked competent. The bandits didn’t believe him so he rage quit on his excuses and cast thunderwave on them, knocking them out instantly. I think they’re dead by now, honestly, but whatever lol. 

That spell alerted all of the camp that the party was there so combat started. Damaia and Icaria decided to stay by the gate to shoot anyone who ran out with crossbows. Rhastan, still clinging to the thought that he could talk his way out of this, ran into the camp in a panic spouting about goblins attacking before using his breath weapon attack on the bandits in front of him. Imagine a 6′10″ dragonborn guy in disheveled clothes bull-rushing you screaming about goblins attacking and then vomiting fire on you. That’s basically what happened. And then Rhastan apologized to the bandits saying that combat makes him queasy and he can’t always control his firebreath. Narrock then ran up and killed the burning bandits.

More bandits were still in the camp so Rhastan ran in there too and threw a firebolt at the bandit leader while Damaia and Icaria remained outside of the camp to shoot anyone who exits. The bandit leader shrugged off the spell. Narrock ran up to help protect rhastan because, bless my dragonborn’s hear, he doesn’t wear armor (he has an AC of 16 thanks to his sorcerous origin and a +3 dex)

Well, the bandit leader has two things in mind now: making Narrock a slave or forcing him to kill Rhastan, and to hang rhastan’s hide over his toilet. Fuck no thank you sir go the fuck away!. Creep alert. He sent the three bandit with him out of the camp to kill anyone else, so Narrock and Rhastan get attacks of opportunity on them, but that hasn’t completed yet. 

I’ll share more once it happens, but i just had to share this now because damn i fear for my baby’s life and hide T^T Rhastan is one of my favorite D&D characters and I wont stand for him to be made into a piece of decoration.

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The Adventures of Rhastan Pt.3

So much shit happened since I last did one of these O.O

The party ventured into the woods and camped. Rhastan failed to realize he found Iron wood (whatever the fuck that is to this DM) and tried to use it for kindling. He then jumped into the fire to save it. I also unlocked Rhastan’s TraicBackstory (tm) for the party because he is afraid of the dark after his old troupe was ambushed in magical darkness by vampires who then later tried to kill Rhastan because the vampires are completion-ists and don’t like loose ends. Anyways, Rhastan is now the only one who has revealed his backstory so whatever, that’s fine. Because I love Rhastan, he holds his tail whenever he’s afraid and I think that’s just adorable, honestly. He’s 23 so he’s too old to hold his tail like a baby would suck a thumb but I don’t care, he’s traumatized >w<

During our watches, Damaia spotted lights in the distance and told the party. Alright, hunky-dory, worry about it in the morning. Morning comes and we venture deeper into the woods. Rhastan told everyone he was going a certain direction and got lost because no one decided to follow him. Poor guy was threatened to be leashed OOC by Icaria. I turned that down because Rhastan is my baby and should not be kept on a leash like an animal. Chuck would probably enjoy seeing Rhastan like that though, so who knows. The party then meets back up and eventually finds the bandit camp and hide nearby the back wall.

This is when the shit goes down. I am always available to post online pretty much. The other players are busier than me so i can understand them being slow. It is alright to nudge them to post every once in a while. The rule the DM made is that 3 of 4 players need to post for the story to be forced along. That’s fine and fair, we all agreed to it. I recently asked in our group chat what was happening with everyone OOC so not about in-game things. It has been a week of silence in game because 3 of the 4 players were busy or traveling with family. That’s fine, i understand how that goes. Well, after I asked what was happening with everyone after a week of nothing, the DM decides to force us along by god-modding Narrock to throw Damaia and Icaria over the encampment wall and into a pig pen of mud. NOTE: before this, we were in character deciding on what to do. Rhastan offered many options including disguises, barging in, and sneaking in. Narrock suggested just going over the wall and his player and I figured it would be the best option, but wanted the players of Damaia and Icaria to agree also. Rhastan was ready to give a boost over the wall as he’s decently strong and the tallest member of the party.

That doesn’t happen though. The DM takes control of Narrock to violently throw the women over he wall, thus ruining any trust the party might have with Narrock, and alerting the bandits of our presence because of this stunt. He literally took control of 3 characters all at once because he was too impatient to wait another day or two for people to have the free time to post a thing. If he was so bent on forcing us on he could have let me walk Rhastan into the bandit camp in a disguise or sent some bandits out of the camp to catch the party snooping around. There were better ways to move us along without taking control of 3 characters and ruining the party dynamic which was solid. And to make all of this worse, none of us players want to continue on because of this. If the DM is going to god mod our characters to get the story moving then why are we here? He could literally just write the story without us. 

I honestly don’t know what will happen to this but I will rant more about it probably.