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His middle name is Jessica
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His middle name is Jessica
okay but like. is no one gonna talk about the fact that caitlin frickin riley is on DBD?? as in caitlin "WASP mom / coachella friend / chatty L.A. waitress comedy skits queen" riley?? yes. yes we are and you better.
Why do all receptionists at the doctor's office act like this? (video) In her latest video (see below), comedian Caitlin Riley impersonates every receptionist you've ever met at a doctor's office, down to the passive-aggressive sigh when they hear about your dismal insurance status — and she's spot on. But if you're familiar with Riley, you'll know that whether she's in WASPy mom mode, imitating a desperate Kardashian friend, or morphing into an Instagram influencer, Riley is always spot on. — Read the rest https://boingboing.net/2023/03/16/why-do-all-receptionists-at-the-doctors-office-act-like-this-video.html
I know eventually there will be a time when I don't think of you so much, and we'll be nothing but memories gone soft around the edges. But until then, I love you and I hate you and I miss you and I never want to see you again.
Caitlin Riley, “MY FUTURE SELF WON’T WRITE POEMS ABOUT YOU”
So this is me clawing at the stars. I'll make snow angels out of moon dust. Tell gravity I am no longer interested; I've spent a lot of time looking up at the sky, I want to know what it looks like from the other side.
Caitlin Riley, “I’LL SEND YOU POSTCARDS FROM MY SUPERNOVA”
I want to be mad at you but I just can't do it properly. I want to tear your heart out with my teeth but I'm afraid I'd miss and end up kissing you.
Caitlin Riley