#caitofrph

[camilcmendes]

our babies desley for the ship thingY pls

honesty the loves of my life i am going to have a heart attack

always wins when they play Trivia Crack: easily dylan bc she’s so much smarter than wes and they both know it omg but they’d still be extremely competitive over it

laughs when their partner trips on something: wes!!!!! dylan’s a clumsy one too so he’d constantly laugh at her unless it looks like she really hurt herself

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke: wes oh my god and he’d do it while they’re cooking dinner together pLS

spoils the ending of books/movies: dylan bc she’s too excited about it and really wants to tell wes what happens and he would just look at her like “honestly????? why are you like this”

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW: wes oh my gOD he would be so sappy with it and i bet at one point he’d post a picture of dyl and olivia and caption it “my favorite girls #wcw” with a bunch of heart emojis im in love

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it: dylan pLS not like wes wouldn’t let her have it anyways omg but she’d totally sneak her way to get it

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week: honestly dylan???? i feel like she’d be cute and a lil dorky enough to and wes would chuckle at the first few until she goes overboard with it omg

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc: probably dylan???? i feel like she would and he low key loves it

has to beat their partner in every game: dyl pickle!!! she’s probably super competitive about everything and (not like he needs to but) wes lets her win every time

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff: dylan oh my goodness she probably talks his ear off chatting about random stuff while they’re cuddling in bed or drinking coffee late at night in the kitchen while olivia’s asleep

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway: wes oh mY GOD he’s so obnoxious with it and would breathe in her face and when she’s probably leaning her head away so she can avoid his nasty ass breath he’s just like “c’mon babe kiss me you know you want to!!! kiss me and say you love me and i’ll stop”

[hroldsbun-blog]

"you smell nice" i'm juS T

"YOU SMELL NICE."

In fact, when she firsts books the plane ticket to whatever city Beck is in this month, she doesn’t really think about anything. It's a last minute, spur of the moment kind of thing--a knee-jerk reaction to missing him just a little bit more than usual after a particularly exciting Skype call. She books the ticket before she can really think about whether she has the money or the time to visits him and gets on a flight the next morning.

He’s surprised, of course, because Ryan’s pretty much by-the-book when it comes to these things. (She waits for breaks and she saves up the money and she makes sure to beg her parents for permission first. None of these things were done this time around.) But after the initial shock comes and goes there is excitement and happiness and Oh my god, Ry, I really can’t believe you’re here! You’re here.

Two hours after her flight’s landed they’re lying on the overly comfy hotel bed, unwilling to do anything for the moment but cuddle because they can. There are sights to see and things to do (because though Ryan acted irrationally, she’s still sensible and she’s still going home in forty-eight hours), but for now, they can’t do anything but enjoy each other’s company. Ryan’s feet barely brush against Beck’s knees and she takes a moment to appreciate the feeling of lying against him, the feeling of her head on his chest and his nose in her hair.

“Hmm?” She doesn’t register what he says at first, but quickly replies once she gets it. “Oh, thanks.” Her voice is soft and she flushes, wondering if she should tell him about the scent she bought as soon as he left after visiting her the last time. “It’s, um, kind of like yours. Your scent didn’t stick to my pillow for long enough so I went and bought the closest smelling body wash I could find.” Ryan’s whole body warms up at the confession and she wonders why she’s embarrassed. They’re dating, after all. Isn’t that what people who are dating do?

There’s a moment of silence and she wants to--has to--say something to diffuse the situation. “I really missed you,” she settles on, and curls her body even more, even though she’s impossibly close to him. 

And he feels like home.

[paigeofrp]

❦❦❦❦❦❦❦ pAGIE FRICKN YOU DONT UNDERSTADN THE PAIN I AM ABOUT TO GO THROUGH THINKIGN ABIOUT AND READING HTIS

no see i don’t think u really understand the pain you’re about to go through while reading this either okay i might get tears on my keyboard while typing it o kay g’bye

"I sat down with Emmit and wrote my vows on a napkin, so you’ll, uh, have to excuse the lack of formalities here. 

I was a party guy in college. I lived for the thrill of throwing them and attending them and not remembering anything afterwards. It took away the pain I was feeling at the beginning, and it made things easier to deal with. I joined this piece of shit fraternity and I met my best friends in the entire god damned world and we decided to go to a party because we were bored and had nothing better to do, and I didn’t know that I was attending a party that would take my pain away without touching a bottle of liquor or lighting a joint. I remember sitting on the couch and seeing this mess of black hair and I heard her laugh. I heard her laugh and I had to talk to her. I had to know her, and I wanted her in my life. And so I, uh. I stood up and I made my way to her and I was never the type of guy to believe that I could ever love someone as quickly and the way that I love her, but I am. By the end of the night I knew I wanted to be hers and I wanted her to be mine. Alexa, I am so lucky to get to spend the rest of my life with you. You have supplied me with endless years of laughs and love and happiness that I didn’t know I had and I can’t even begin to thank you enough. You’re the only light I’ve ever known. Looking at you, standing across from me in that big white dress is an image I’ve pictured in my head a million times and you are more beautiful than I could ever fathom into a single thought. I love you. I love you more than the moon and the stars, and I love you more than Lucky Charms and that is saying something. I’m so excited to get to wake up next to you every day from here on out. I love you more than anything, short stuff. Here’s to us.”

[paigeofrp]

pHALEXA FOR THE SHIP MEME DO YOU HEAR ME YELKLING FROM HERE ILY !!! !!!!! !

YEAH ALRIGHT I’M IN TEARS RN AS WE SPEAK ILYM

who’s the cuddler: alexa omg totally bc i feel like alexa is always in a cuddly mood but phoenix is only in a cuddly mood on like the weekends or something idfk

who makes the bed: alexa lets be real phoenix doesn’t clean anything

who wakes up first: alexa again phoenix sleeps for an entire century and when he wakes up he’s like ‘oh’

who has the weird taste in music: fucking phoenix let me tell you why omg he likes the sad and painful shit so that he can look into it and try and relate to the pain ok headcanon!!!!

who is more protective: i…s this even a question omg it’s phoenix goodbye

who sings in the shower: i literally think they both do i’m not even going to try and choose on this one okay

who cries during movies: alexa on the real

who spends the most while out shopping: alexa bc phoenix has three pairs of jeans in the same color and a very small variety of shirts

who kisses more roughly: PHOENIX HAH OH MY GOD CAN WE JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND okAY CARRY ON

who is more dominant: ………….PHOENIX *tongue emoji* *heart eyes* *nose*

my rating of the ship from 1-10: I CANNOT RATE THE POWER COUPLE THAT IS PHALEXA BECAUSE IT IS ABOVE BEING LABELED BY A NUMBER IT IS SO FANTASTIC THAT I LITERALLY /////CANNOT/////

[austenns]

rEEDLEY for the ship thing!!! ily fiancée

i got all :~) when i saw this ily cait also the last part of the thing is a rtick question bc obv theyre otp af

Who would be the big spoon?

reed :~)))) ofc reed would be hes like ‘im a manly man’ sm h what an ego

Who would wake up first?

also reed bc everyone knows hailey is def not a morning person it makes me laugh probs reed too

Do they have nicknames for each other?

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

OH OKAY SO REED WAS HELLA HELLA HELLA NERVOUS MEETING HAILEY’S DAD BC HES LIKE A LEGEND AND THIS IS HAILEY AND HES SUPER SPER SCARED AND I DONT THINK HER DAD LIKES HI M AT FIRST BUT WARMS UP TO HIM AS THE NIGHT GOES ON AND STUFF meanwhile hailey has kept her cool when meeting his parents and continues to be a lovely little angel

How do they apologise after an argument?

reed will say sorry and hold his arms out for a hug and remind her that he loves her :~)

What would they be like as parents?

B) im not gonna explain this bc cait and i have talked abt it hmph

Who is the better cook?

B) hAILEY reed cant cook for shit

Who is more romantic?

REED :~))) HE WOULD HELLA DEDICATE SONGS TO HER ON STAGE

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

reed would get her expensive gifts im choking im so and hailey would get him things for his house lmao

Who gets jealous easiest?

well hailey gets jealous bc of his fans y know but like in a normal setting reed def

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

hailey all the way pshhh

Who is the most adventurous?

define adventurous?? but i mean.. probs reed but idk

the most protective?

reed B) protecting her from the paps im emo

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

FU C KTHEYD BE THE CHILDREN WHO WOULD FIGHT AND THEN REED S LIKE OK A Y I LIKE HER MOM WHAT DO I DO AND HE PICKS FLOWERS AND WRITES A LETTER FOR HER AND :~))))))

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

STAY STAY STAY BY TAYLOR SWIFT FRC IK

[austenns]

✌ jO my bby

CAIT MY WIFE WTF WHY HAVENT WE ELOPED ITS LITERALLY BEEN LIKE FOUR MONTHS OR SOMETHING FR aND LIKE MY REEDLEY PLAYLIST IS STILL IN THE WORKS BUT MAN ITS GETTING THERE AND I FR AM GONNA CRY I LOVE REEDLEY I LOVE YOU AND YOURE SUCH A GOOD PERSON OKAY LIKE YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF A GOOD PERSON AND YOU ARE QUEEN OF THE GOOD PEOPLE AND DAMN I LOVE YOU youre very special to me :~))))

[camilcmendes]

◊ lomls honestly

put a “◊” in my ask for a sticky note left in the morning by my muse.

dylan & wes

 ❝ Glad to see you're finally awake! I had to take Liv to preschool, and don't worry, I'm going to pick Riley up too. I'll be home before noon though and it'll just be me and you for the day. Get excited, cute stuff. — Wes ❞

sydney & everett

 ❝ You still owe me $50. See you at work.  — Everett ❞

[camilcmendes]

the lomls aka desley for the ship thing

Send me a ship and I'll tell you who holds what.

The umbrella, when it rains - wes obviously since he's like much taller. if dyl pickle ever held it, she'd poke wes' eye out.

The popcorn at the cinema - hmm, probably

The baby, when it cries - dylan :~) even though wes is the one who actually has a kid of his own, i'm sure dylan can calm the baby down much easier than he ever could. she just has that maternal instinct.

The ice cream cone, when they share - DYLAN PLS she would probably be the one who eats most of it too while wes gets maybe two or three licks off of it. the girl loves her ice cream, i tell ya.

The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - i think wes would tbh because dylan would be too preoccupied with her hands since she's all cuddled with him

The basket, when they go shopping - wes!!! while dylan adds whatever she wants into it. he just merely follows her around like a lil puppy.

The door, on dates - wes since he's a gentleman, but he would hold the door for her regardless just like he opens the car door for her :~)

The other’s hand, most often - i feel like wes would initiate it at the beginning of their relationship, but as time goes on dylan would be the one who takes his hand first. also listen i have to talk to u about his hands rn immediately.

Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - WES OH MY GOD he would be so fucking nervous like especially when he sees her walking down the aisle

The camera, when they take pictures together - probably wes because his arms are longer but i bet dylan has most of their selfies on her phone