Dec 22, 2022
Loki wouldn't just buy condoms from a chemist, he'd straight up have like special order Mönster Döng™️ condoms from Sweden or some shit lmao
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Loki wouldn't just buy condoms from a chemist, he'd straight up have like special order Mönster Döng™️ condoms from Sweden or some shit lmao
ASGARDIAN SWEAR WORDS, LET'S GO
I'm partial to:
"Norns." (alt: "Stars.")
"What in the realms was that?"
"Freya's tits!" (I read this one in a fic once a long time ago, but I can't remember where it's from 😭)
"Son of a whore!" (Extra points if directed at Loki because Frigga is the exact opposite of a whore lmao)
What are your favourites that you've seen?
WHAT A SURPRISE 🤡
[take it here]
loki follows the curly girl method
loki is a curly girl
you cannot convince me otherwise
Good evening to my followers who are expecting anything but the filthy fucking apologetic heat-induced noncon / extremely grey dubcon that I'll be posting in the next 24 hours
TW SA LOL
He can't help himself, guys. He's soooo sorry. You're just too warm and wet and pretty all fucked out on his cock.
oh my god I have been blocked on this chapter for MONTHS and @sarahscribbles is a fucking genius
DD CHAPTER SIX: THE SMACKDOWN
COMING SOON TO A TUMBLR NEAR YOU
my plans for tonight: bully @sarahscribbles on whatsapp because she writes amazing smutty smuts but i can't mail her a spanking :(
her new name
hey bitches guess who's manic and can't stop writing