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Lapis: Hey Peri.
Peridot: What?
Lapis: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
Peridot: What is it, Lapis?
Lapis: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
Peridot: Yeah.
Lapis: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
Peridot: Mmm-hmm.
Lapis: Your response...
Peridot: *starts laughing*
Lapis: At 9:30 in the morning...
Peridot: *continues laughing*
Lapis:..."Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
Peridot: *continues laughing even louder*
Lapis: No- no punctuation.
Peridot: *inaudible*
Lapis:...Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn creator of Facebook right fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fucking shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
Peridot: *continues laughing*
Lapis: I respond, "Peridot, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired"
Peridot: *laughs*
Lapis: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the Gem session today." IMMEDIATE, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
Peridot: *hysterical laughing*
