#cal <3

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

how was your dayy ml

i can never say how my day was so

uhm

i woke up at 6am cos my alarm went off and i felt like dying. then i got up and gathered my stuff for swimming class cos i hadn’t packed that the night before and i felt like dying again. i see a pattern. then i got dressed and i think i absolutely ate that up so i was omw to school and got judged by ppl on the train sigh. so then i had english class and the teacher had us pray for the pope? who’s dead like. not to sound insensitive bc i liked him but where’s the sense in that. and i thought maybe i could suck up to him cos i know how the conclave works but he didn’t talk about that and i was disappointed. so then i had maths class and the teacher yelled at us and gave us a shit ton of homework. then i had swimming class and i felt like dying. i was like walking back to the showers with my guy bsf and we talked about which sauce would be the best to bathe in (he said honey and i said ketchup) so we parted at the showers and i shit you not when i got out again i opened the door and he opened the other door at the same time. we’re in sync or sum. then i almost fell asleep on the bus back, got on the train, went home, slept for three hours, did my art thingy and watched mc vids while strangling my squishy, got graphite all over my hands and yeah. now i’m in bed

[moonshynecybin]

Cal Crutchlow really is a certified Marc fucker tho, like when in Marc's crazyinsane last moto2 race the commentators brought up how they thought marc would fare in motogp and mentioned how vale and some guy I can't recall rn said that he's good but dangerous (nice foreshadowing here) but cal said that that's how it should be :)) he should be dangerous that's what makes it good :)

he literally loves him so much… he also seems to understand that marc’s dearest wish in life is to be carried around literally everywhere

[the-mighty-crabjoys]

stares back at you with my biggest wettest eyes ever

[littlemelonberry]

btw you can indulge in as many different kinds of f/o as you want. even au f/os. you can just take your kind and soft f/o and make them horrifically abusive. that's allowed.

[multi-lefaiye]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT SELF-DETERMINED DETERMNISM

HAHA YESSSS

so self-determined determinism is my pretentious ass name for the bond between karlach and eden. i like to imagine them having a very deep, very strong friendship, verging at times on familial but neither of them using that term specifically. they say casual platonic "i love yous" frequently and cling to each other, even before karlach is able to touch others without burning each other.

eden will GLADLY let himself get third degree burns if it means he can give his best friend a hug when she clearly needs one. the only thing stopping him is that she won't let him until it's safe. i like thinking about them twining their tails together casually when they're hanging out, which helps ground eden when he's having a bad time and provides the physical comfort karlach craves.

the NAME though... that ties back to the theme with karlach that makes me cry like a bitch: the idea that she's had so many choices ripped away from her, and she's constantly living with the results of others' cruelty towards her. and she's fighting a losing battle against fate: due to the exploitation and brutality of others, karlach is, perhaps, doomed to die and suffer. she believes in justice and helping others, but that doesn't seem to apply to her.

and karlach isn't gonna stop fighting, but it's hard when the deck is stacked against her in so many ways. but eden encourages her to keep fighting, to keep pushing, and more than that, he fights *for* her too. eden isn't the kind of person to give up, even when it seems hopeless. he wants to save karlach, and so she'll be saved. it's as simple as that.

and that gives her hope in a way she hasn't had in a long, long time. maybe her fate is pre-determined, and maybe it isn't, but at the end of the day, she's setting her own path and making her own choices. and her dear friend eden is there to support her every step of the way, reinforcing her right to make her own choices and live her own life, however much of it she has left.

[cyancherub]

can i submit denji for pawn shop vibes. not in the sexy way tho... denii was like "you mean i can sell RANDOM SHIT??? AND PEOPLE WILL PRACTICALLY JUST GIVE IT TO ME???' and constantly gets fucked over bc every now and then he'll get something rly valuable and then someone will be like "i will give you 4 whole dollars and an ENTIRE costco rotisserie chicken for that" and he's like "shit... it's yours buddy."

AN ENTIRE COSTCO ROTISSERIE CHICKENLGFKD;CAL!!!! denji handing over the pawn shop valuables for five cents and one of those giant turkey legs u see ppl eating in cartoons

[bakemonogatarii]

Me when I see @oh-katsuki

[8teddy-bear8]

Just won a court case, feeling good

Thank you judge @calli0p3 for the win