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It’s polling day! Get out and vote!

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Happy polling day!

Now get out there and vote!

Don’t forget your photo ID! It can be recently expired as long as it has your name and looks like you!

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The Christmas Party Scandal As Explained By The Thick Of It Gifs

There being a lockdown in London banning indoor gatherings, back in December 2020

The Tories hosting a Christmas Party anyway while people couldn’t visit their loved ones

The Mirror breaking this news a year later

Keir Starmer bringing it up in PMQs

The Tories denying that it happened

ITV News leaking video footage of Downing Street aides talking about it while quizzing the then press secretary Allegra Stratton

Them laughing about having wine and cheese and exchanging Secret Santa gifts

Ian Blackford of the SNP saying Boris Johnson should resign

Boris Johnson continuing to deny the party happened when it very clearly did

ITV News going mad at the Tories for their party and all their other lies and scandals over the last few weeks

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The BYOB Party As Explained By The Thick Of It Gifs

Martin Reynolds’ email getting leaked to ITV

Him signing off with “bring your own booze”

This being the…. I don’t know. I think seventh Number 10 Tory lockdown party now?

The news outlets jumping on the story like a pigeon on a chip

Angela Rayner’s reaction

Martin Reynolds before the end of the week, probably

New development:

MPs who were at the party mentioning the mysterious Senior Civil Servant Sue Gray over and over again because they need her to tell them they were or were not at the party, while she hides the evidence conducting her “investigation”

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The No-Confidence Vote as Explained by The Thick of It Gifs

Backbench Tory MPs submitting their no-confidence letters to Graham Brady

Boris Johnson to Graham Brady when he told BoJo there would be a no-confidence vote

Boris Johnson to his cabinet

Boris Johnson desperately trying to call up Tory MPs and get them on his side

Boris Johnson to the media

Boris Johnson in private

All the opposition Parties - Labour, LibDems, Plaid, SNP, Greens - yeah, all of them

The UK public

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Partygate as Explained By The Thick Of It Gifs

Someone leaking information of regular parties, including several at Christmas during which there was cheese and wine and a Secret Santa, some during the first lockdown, two the night before Prince Phillip’s funeral involving a DJ and sending someone to Co-Op with a suitcase for wine, and regular Wine-Time Fridays with a special wine fridge bought for the occasions

The leaker probably being Dominic Cummings because he warned about the parties coming to light on his blog and there was also a party the day he was kicked out of Number 10

Boris Johnson giving a total non-apology during PMQs

Boris Johnson being forced to apologise to the Queen for having two parties the night before her husband’s funeral, not two and a half years after he apologised to her for illegally proroguing Parliament

Keir Starmer, Angela Rayner, Emily Thornberry, Ed Davey, Ian Blackford, numerous Tory MP’s including the vice chair of the 1922 committee, and members of the public who’ve lost loved ones and been unable to go to their funerals telling everyone on various news shows that Boris Johnson must resign

Boris Johnson going AWOL

The British press having a field day

American newsreaders literally laughing at us for this scandal after 4 years of the Orange Man

The mysterious civil servant Sue Gray having to investigate all these parties, but there being a new Downing Street party revelation each day

Boris Johnson planning to throw literally everyone else under the bus with a special list called “Operation Save Big Dog”