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calder: i never know what to say to people at funerals.

michele: neither do i. i’m terrible. just say "i’m sorry for your loss" and move on.

LATER:

calder: i’m sorry for your loss. move on.

WDA Spongebob Comparison pt. 1

Jackson: Why are you ignoring Calder?

Rhea: I’m playing hard to get.

Jackson: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

piper: whoa, nobody called for the clark kent strip-o-gram.

calder: clark kent? oh. because of the glasses and the handsomeness.

rhea: you're so tall, calder. what can you see up there?

calder: everyone's flaws.

woah, is it me, or does the sky look really dark and ominous, as if it’s foreshadowing events which will have a negative impact on our lives?

calder thorson, probably

Piper: Im going to Taco Bell. Want anything?

Calder: I want my next gen family back.

Piper: Yeah, I got like… 10 dollars.

Rylie: Dude, you can't go through life trying not to get hurt. You should try to be happy.

Calder: So you think I should look for someone I can have emotional intercourse with?

Rylie: I wish you hadn't said it like that, but yeah.

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