Dec 31, 2017
olga: *starts crying* Fuck! I’m CRYING, this is YOUR FAULT!!
dmitri: Baby
olga: now is NOT the time for pet names!
dmitri: No, I’m calling you a baby. I’m insulting you.
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olga: *starts crying* Fuck! I’m CRYING, this is YOUR FAULT!!
dmitri: Baby
olga: now is NOT the time for pet names!
dmitri: No, I’m calling you a baby. I’m insulting you.
WDA Spongebob Comparison pt. 1
dmitri: still picking winners, huh, rose?
rose: i told you, when i start picking losers- it’s all you.
when *i* played barbie, i stripped her naked and melted her with matches.
dmitri cosmos, probably
brie: what do you want to eat?
the demon in dmitri's head: the souls of the innocent!
dmitri: a bagel
the demon in dmitri's head: no!
dmitri: two bagels
avery: the thing about tomatoes, i think you will really enjoy this, is that they are shelved with the vegetables but they are technically a fruit.
dmitri: interesting.
avery: isn't it?!
dmitri: no, i mean what you find enjoyable.
Avery: Boys' night, done right is about bonding. Sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.
Julius: I'll start. I worked my way through school as a phone sex operator. 1-800-DJFeelGood.
Griffin: I would totally call that. I'll go next, I guess. Um...I used to steal cars. Ok, who's next?
Dmitri: I was forged in the bowels of Hell to torture the guilty for all of eternity.
Avery: Interesting share.