May 3, 2023
@calestro hey you where you from.
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@calestro hey you where you from.
@calestro
Hey. Cloud Strife. Mercenary. What’s up with you?
@calestro YOU LIKED THAT POST SO NOW YOU GET TO ASK ME A QUESTION I MAKE THE RULES NOW HI.
I’M SIEGE
@calestro
Well hi there.
The name's Rose Strider and the game is continually vexing wizards with my existence, nice to meet you.
The acquisition of a new follower who is NOT a fake spam thing on April 1st feels like an April Fool's Day bit, and yet here we are
@calestro
((13. What is the most useful thing?))
The most useful thing... Hmm. It's hard to explain.
During the Willow Trial, I had to avoid getting stabbed by sharp vines? shrapnel? objects? I didn't do very well. Even if I had passed the trial, I would've died from the injuries I sustained anyway. I guess the point is moot though, because I got blown apart by the lightning tribulation right after.
After a certain point - after being stabbed lethally through the abdomen, I realized that I was going to die no matter what. And it was like having icy water poured on me.
I'm not sure how to explain it afterwards. But after that, I stopped getting stabbed even as I ran towards the goal, even as the distance between me and the source of the sharp objects grew smaller and smaller.
It didn't really feel like my reactions were faster. It didn't quite feel completely like I was predicting the shots either.
It's more like I was a small raft in water. And someone drove their large boat at me, but I didn't get hit because the waves it made pushed me aside. It sorta felt like that.
Of course, the Willow retaliated by stabbing me right through the dead center of my chest right afterwards, which seemed to bypass that weird feeling entirely.
But I guess since it did save my life up to that point, it's probably the most useful thing I have, even if I can't really trigger it on my own.
@calestro
Hello. I'm Euridice. And by far, I've never seen anyone use kaomojis as much as you do.
@calestro
you have no idea, I am LITERALLY wasting away from boredom as we speak