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Finished the FAQ.
I’ll be pinning this so it’s easy for everyone to find.
I am also adding the rules and about here so everyone is real certain about how I feel about shit.
Hey there! I'm Kalim al-Asim, a sophomore student at NRC! I try to keep busy, so no idea how much...
{hi guys here’s where i’m going to be for a while now. i still have cloud on the mind i just. SIGHS. i got attached to a twst boy. throws him at you like the football}
{yall would you still love me if i made yet another rp blog. i am trying so hard to resist the siren’s call but also if i don’t seek out attention on tumblr once again i may die.}
{i’m thinking of making a twisted wonderland blog if that changes anything. sorry 4 the person i have become}
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NRC AU Cloud has been a blast to RP with so: Clou
Okay the plan is we’re going to go “wow that’s such a totally wild coincidence” and focus on just making sure she’s okay.
See though it wasn’t in my universe so that’s fine.
But uh. I might not’ve cleared it with. The person who was abused by the family.
So I’m going to have to very diplomatically explain this one.
The problem is that uhhh. This is already on the news.
holyhappyhour:
1. that is so much less embarrassing at least it’s understandable??
2. sometimes milk dries around the opening of the jug and gets crusty, and sometimes that crust falls off when you pour it
...fair!
Oh. That. Okay. Honestly I just let that shit happen and don’t think about it. I’ve eaten mold before, I can handle dried milk.
holyhappyhour:
@tangooftears
1. cookies don’t have a crust
2. now when did stirring come into this
1. Listen. You’re making a mistake assuming I’m applying any logic to this. ...it’s somewhat more embarrassing to just admit I read crumbs first.
2. That’s my question about the milk crust! How are you getting milk crust in your coffee!
Hey, I want to apologize for being so quiet here lately. My mouth hurts so bad I can barely focus and I'm scared of seeing a doctor about it and am trying to wait for it to sort itself out.
Zack
i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. It’s right on the intersection of “hard enough it’ll fuck me up tomorrow” and “easy enough to be done on a whim” and i always regret it
See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember “oh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothing”
The process:
Woah my legs are jacked
*does a squat to grab shampoo*
Hey what was that
One squat is BASICALLY 5 squats. like just do it a few more times without really noticing and bam! 5 squats
Might as well do 5 more that’s an even 10
That wasn’t so hard
Make it 20
5 more to a nice round 25
Hey that’s a fourth of 100
We can do that again. Let’s take a quick break and do the next set
Ok that’s 50
That’s probably enough
Oops 75
Well now I can’t NOT do 100
Fuck
Fuck
Ow
Fuck
100
hot. next question
love
HEY everybody guesss who took. The wrong little white pills.
I’ll be fine but. Uh. Serves me right for not checking the bottles and just assuming I’ll muscle memory it like I usually do.
witchofthescions:
Ha, I can only imagine how frustrating that would be on the poor critter’s part. What do you mean this weirdo’s not getting poisoned? That ain’t fair!
Don’t know who Cthulu is, but I’ll take your word for it that they’re on the upper limit of the weirdness scale, haha.
A bird with taloned hands? Gods that just sounds terrifying. I shudder to imagine what kind of mischief those things would get up to. I mean have you seen the kinds of shenanigans a chocobo can get up to without the use of hands?
And man, I feel you there. Why make things up when the things you go through regularly are wild enough as it is?
I’m stabbing this bastard with my spurred heels and he’s not running away!! What is this bullshit???
Yeah, pretty much. He’s a giant squid who can take the form of a human, but he’s still pretty... off? He’s sweet though. He doesn’t want to do anything evil, he just wants to relax and sleep.
Right? They’re tough bastards, too. Like, a chocobo can summon a meteor on you, but a levikron will just straight up grab you by the throat and it’s like, keep that shit to yourself! I’m trying to cast blizzara on you!
Honestly. It... doesn’t help that I apparently don’t have that much common sense and I’ll do things like jump off a dolphin when using an elevator could’ve done just as well. Faster. More conveniently. Things just happen to me and I don’t think about it too deeply, okay?
John also doesn't believe I fought a house and left before I could show him proof. Like a fucking coward.
witchofthescions:
Twelve, that’s adorable! Such a silly looking little critter…
You know, I’ve seen and heard of even wilder creatures and yet this sounds so utterly unbelievable. I mean, I believe it exists! But I can’t say I fault John for thinking you’re making it up because it just… does not sound real.
Right? If I saw one in person I would not be stopped from trying to hang out with one. I’m sure if I wore a star pendant I’d be fine, that’d keep me from getting poisoned.
Yeah, I honestly don’t fault him for thinking I’m making it up, but like.
He literally dates Cthulu. I think at the point you’re dating CTHULU, you kind of have to give up on going “that ain’t real”.
I’ll drag him to Mideel myself if I have to just to show him they exist. And all the other animals here that he thinks I’m making up. Like the levrikon. Which is a giant fucking bird with taloned hands. Like, FUNCTIONING HANDS.
But come on. I don’t make shit up. I’m not that imaginative. I just see weird shit and do weird shit.